If Humans Were Like Dogs….
If humans were like dogs
The crime rate would decrease,
Because the only criminal
Would be the cookie thief.
If humans were like dogs
The days would not be hectic,
eating, walking, lots of naps,
And Cookies paid for tricks.
Dogs wouldn’t stay away from home
At some place that they hate
Dogs don’t worry night and day
About what is their fate.
So humans, quit the rat race.
This madness let us end.
Join those who live the good life.
And live like your best friend.
November 15, 2011 at 1:08 AM
Nice post. !!!
November 15, 2011 at 5:40 AM
woo woo woo! Thanks Michael!
November 15, 2011 at 1:15 AM
Great blog Rumpy. I often wish I was a cat as life would be so much easier. Love & Hugs Mars & Echelon’s mum.
November 15, 2011 at 5:41 AM
The thing it, alot of that stuff you humans THINK is so important- really isn’t.
November 15, 2011 at 1:26 AM
Oh Rumpy, I don’t know why but when I was reading, something started falling my eyes.
I know that they are not sad story, not sad poem, but somehow, seeing those lovely pics, reading the poem made me touched. Maybe I’m weird ? Woof?
November 15, 2011 at 5:42 AM
aw Kevin, I think it’s fine to cry if you’re happy!
November 15, 2011 at 1:57 AM
wouldnt it be great if we can be shape-shifters and be any animal we want. lol
http://triviayourmind.wordpress.com/
November 15, 2011 at 5:42 AM
Maybe for you humans…. dogs are happy enough in their own fur.
November 15, 2011 at 2:00 AM
awww i love it so cute and fun! i especially love the first part. thankyou so much for sharing it with us.
November 15, 2011 at 5:43 AM
Thank you Empress! woo woo woo!
November 15, 2011 at 2:01 AM
Some wise words very neatly expressed, Rumpy x
November 15, 2011 at 5:46 AM
Thank you Carolyn! We dogs work hard to keep you humans focused.
November 15, 2011 at 2:17 AM
If we were dogs, we’d steal BONES! And maybe cheese…
November 15, 2011 at 5:46 AM
The best part is when we got busted we’d give the “cute” look and all would be forgiven!
November 15, 2011 at 4:10 AM
I am in LOVE with this post! TWO Scoobie snacks? Balance. Everything is right in the world!
November 15, 2011 at 5:47 AM
Yep! Maybe our problems aren’t in our circumstances but in our perceptions.
November 15, 2011 at 4:56 AM
Wonderful the poems and the pictures. Actually made my eyes water a little!
November 15, 2011 at 5:48 AM
Awww…… it’s OK. Sometimes us dogs have to resort to emotional tactics to get you humans’ attention.
November 15, 2011 at 6:18 AM
Totally PAWSOME poetry……and the photos fit the words so perfectly. Oh – and that goes for us cats too – we feel the SAME way – if only humans were like ALL of us…..!!
Sammy
November 15, 2011 at 6:42 AM
Yeah….. but I don’t know if I could handle a world full of June Buggies. Maybe one full of Little Girls!
November 15, 2011 at 6:39 AM
Love this so much–your writing and the beautiful photos to accompany it. Very talented!! Going to tweet you about it in 30 seconds…. xxx
November 15, 2011 at 6:41 AM
You are the best! woo woo woo!
November 15, 2011 at 6:49 AM
Bravo! Love the poem, the photos and the thoughts behind both.
November 15, 2011 at 7:40 PM
Thanks Shary!
November 15, 2011 at 7:07 AM
A dog’s life is not ‘a dog’s life’, indeed.
Woo, woo!
November 15, 2011 at 7:41 PM
woo woo woo!!!!!
November 15, 2011 at 7:14 AM
I totally agree!
November 15, 2011 at 7:42 PM
Me too!
November 15, 2011 at 7:30 AM
loved this and we ALL need to learn from your brilliant advice!
November 15, 2011 at 8:09 AM
PAWSitively PERFECT Poem!!!
November 15, 2011 at 8:14 AM
Excellent poem. The sentiment is even better. I agree, we could learn so much from our anipals. If only we stopped thinking we are a superior species.
November 15, 2011 at 8:30 AM
mew! Owr hooman did do this an herz stays wiv us all da time now an we likes it alot Rumpy *high-paw!*
November 15, 2011 at 8:39 AM
Cookie stealing is a crime?
Stop on by for a visit
Kari
dogisgodinreverse.com
November 15, 2011 at 8:53 AM
If humans were like dogs
The world will truly shine
If humans were like cats
Everything will be divine!
LOL!!
Take care
x
November 15, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Can’t get enough of that belly!
November 15, 2011 at 9:20 AM
Oh Rumpy, if only I could afford to live life like my friends.
November 15, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Oh I know dogs commit crime. I have seen police dogs.
November 15, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Nice poem Rumpy!
November 15, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Rumpy, you are so wise. Yep, if humans were like dogs the world would be a better place.
November 15, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Amen! Amen!!
November 15, 2011 at 11:19 AM
Great Post rumpy! But me is much happier being a cat!
Kisses
Nellie
November 15, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Oh so true. Of course the Chedster begs to differ!!!! He thinks the felines should rule the world. June Bug????
November 15, 2011 at 5:10 PM
You mean you haven’t read the rants of June Buggie? Oh DOG!!!
November 15, 2011 at 11:26 AM
Ahhh, the life of a dog does sound wonderful! I sometimes look at my cats who lay snoozing in that little piece of sunlight hitting the floor and think how good they have it.
November 15, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Ah…. just keep trying Helene…. you’ll get there one day!
November 15, 2011 at 11:42 AM
Great advice today Rumpy – live like your best friend. Run, play, nap, and earned some cookies:)
November 15, 2011 at 5:09 PM
That’s the life for me! Why don’t you humans think you deserve to have it so good?
November 15, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Rumpy, I love your poem. It shows that us dogs have an important purpose in the world. We have a lot to teach our humans.
November 15, 2011 at 5:08 PM
We do indeed Bongo….. there’s a reason why dog is God in reverse
November 15, 2011 at 12:48 PM
If only!
November 15, 2011 at 5:08 PM
Thanks Bassa! And congrats on your award!
November 15, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Agree with Bongo – dogs keep patiently trying to get the message across. Maybe someday
November 15, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Yes, maybe only humans THINK they’re the top dogs around here…
November 15, 2011 at 4:21 PM
Dogs really do have the good life!!!
November 15, 2011 at 5:07 PM
We do indeed my friend!
November 15, 2011 at 9:36 PM
great shots!
and massive comments!
November 16, 2011 at 1:43 AM
I always loved the quote “Most dogs are nicer people than most people”. Love the photos!
November 16, 2011 at 2:51 AM
Well said…. We could learn a thing or two from our indolent pets.
November 16, 2011 at 6:39 AM
you said it!
November 16, 2011 at 7:59 AM
Woof Woof Woof!
May 17, 2012 at 2:23 AM
This is so true – wish we could take a leaf out of our pets book!
May 17, 2012 at 3:18 AM
Rumpy, I love this post! So true! Have a great day
Katerina and the (Husky)Team
May 17, 2012 at 5:14 AM
Great post… Thank you, love, nia
May 17, 2012 at 5:45 PM
Your poem is sooo sweet!
May 18, 2012 at 6:43 AM
Hehe I love it!
My dog has a blue harness just the same – we call it his bra!!!
May 19, 2012 at 2:46 AM
I liked it just as much the second time around
May 20, 2012 at 11:57 AM
My mother always said she would like to come as a dog in her house.