Naughty or Nice? You Decide….

Oh Dog! In today’s letters to Santa we have a study in opposites.  One from a cat. One from a dog. One on the Nice list. One obviously isn’t. Guess which is which?

Gordon, the only cat more evil than June Buggie!

Gordon, the only cat more evil than June Buggie!

Dear Santa……

Just get me LOTS and get FATDOG nothing. I don’t need a new bed thank you, I just claimed FATDOGS.

Your friend Gordon.

*gasps* Oh no he didn't!!!!

*gasps* Oh no he didn’t!!!!

The audacity! Not only is he naughty, but he sends photographic evidence to prove it! I’m telling Santa that Gordon is certainly NOT nice! But Emma, on the other hand, is a sweet girl and definitely nice. Emma blogs at My GBGV Life.

Dear Santa Paws,

Hi, it is Emma the GBGV here writing you from Minnesota which is far from the North Pole mom tells me.

I have been busy going through my catalogs choosing the items I really need.  I think I have been a very good girl this year, at least I have been trying really hard.  I have not caught a wabbit in almost a year now, and have been focusing on just chasing wabbits and squirrels.  I have also been nice to my big sister and my cat bro Bert, Sophie I never see, so she does not count.  Mom says I am a devil but I don’t know why.

For Christmas this year I would like more bird feeders for my squirrels and maybe some more bags of food because those fat squirrels really eat a lot.  I could use some fun new collars from my favorite place, Up Country, Inc., I need a new 25 ft. Flexi-Leash because I pretty much killed mine taking off after a wabbit (cord got cut on the brick as I rounded the corner of the house), lots of snacks like bully sticks, cows ears, tripe and any other good treats you have in stock.

I will put out some milk and cookies for you and a big bowl of water and some carrots for your reindeer as I do every year to thank you for stopping by.

Thank you,

Emma the good dog J

Emma!

Emma, the very good dog!

PS: Please send us lots of snow and cold weather this winter as we love winter and so does our mom!

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37 Responses to “Naughty or Nice? You Decide….”

  1. As a kitteh, the cuteness factor always cancels out any wrongdoing! MOL! So, we think both deserve nice things in their stockings Christmouse morning. :)

  2. We’re sure that honesty goes a long way with Santa!

  3. @Cat_MarsEchelon Says:

    Gordon can’t help being so naughty he is possessed by the evil Mr Tiddles (?) from the Cats v Dogs movie the poor little kitty.

  4. also very cold here this morning .. :-)

  5. I think Gordon is purrfect but then again so Emma … just I’m a cat and slightly prejudiced *paw muffled hehehes*

  6. That is sooooooo what I expected from Gordon. I love his cattitude. I’m feel so bad for “FATDOG” Maybe if Gordon is laying on his bed, he should go lay on the Gordon’s mat……kinda like have some revenge.

  7. We are thinking that Emma will get the good stuff! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

  8. Emma definitely good and cute xxx. Naughty cat is funny though xx

  9. Emma I love your letter!

  10. Whoa! That look on Gordon’s face doesn’t help him much! LOL! I hope Emma gets her snow! :)

  11. Gordon! OMGoodness! So naughty. At least Emma is trying to be good, but the thought of a broken leash just gave Mom a heart attack.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  12. Gordon has got some cattitude going on….

  13. Oh my, I live with 2 cats but they are not that naughty! Thanks for posting my letter :) and as bad of a cat as he is I hope that Gordon at least gets some catnip, maybe that will improve his mood!

  14. Ems is a sweetie and definitely deserves to be on the nice list.
    Gordon on the other hand…

  15. Frankie Furter and Ernie Says:

    We are just LOVING the Letters to Santa Paws. So very VERY much nice of you to put them up.
    We hope that they get all that they asked fur … Nothing naughty that we can see. NORMAL.. just NORMAL.

  16. eripanwkevin Says:

    Emma is so sweet girl to prepare things for Santa Paws and his reindeer! I hope she gets what she wants for Christmas!
    BOL! Gordon…..he is funny!!! :)

  17. Emma is very thorough, and I am sure Santa will want deliver on her requests…as for Gordon…I am not sure why he isn’t being really kind? That fat dog doesn’t really need such a bed as it clearly is ore in Gordon’s color wheel…looks good! A somewhat confused Savannah

  18. We are going to try to be very diplomatic here and say we will let Santa decide:)

    We finally got some snow, not a lot, but enough to cool our furs and make us very happy.

    Woos – Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  19. r.drummond@xtra.co.nz Says:

    Pfffffffft…… I KNOW Santa will be leaving me HEAPS of stuff. I’m a CAT, I’ll be up all night……… and I’m gonna change a few labels….. *sniggers*

  20. Gordon is just misunderstood. :)

  21. That lost photo is too cute! You should wish for treats from Jones Natural Chews. I hear they’re pawsome. ;)

  22. I’m sure glad I only have to put up with Scratchy and not Gordon too. Maybe we should find a place for Gordon, Scratchy, and June Buggie that is far away from any dogs.

  23. awwwwwwwww…that is so cute

  24. Gotta chuckle – what a contrast. (Maybe that cat is related to RC?)

  25. merry christmas Rumpy to you and your litter (~_~)

  26. Gordon looks really mad. He probably knows he wouldn’t be getting presents. Emma be careful guard your stuff.

    Happy Holidays

  27. Yesh, Gordon chillax. Good luck with Santa

  28. Gordon even looks evil! :)

  29. Hehehe! I’m actually snorting with laughter! Love it! =^.^=

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