I Have Been Falsely Accused!
On Saturday, March 9th, a terrible crime was committed at our home! Sometime between 8:30 AM, when Jen left out to commence her investigation, and 11:00 AM, when she returned….. well, you can see for yourself.
Jen was understandably upet. So was I. How could this have happened without my knowing?
Now, wait just a minute Jen! You don’t think that I had anything to do with this…. do you? It’s just a coincidence that I developed an upset tummy Saturday night. I’m innocent, I tell ya!
It appears each of the cat food cans were licked clean, so DNA testing may take place, unless someone goes ahead and confesses.
In the meantime, I am working on my defense.