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We’re Giving Away Dinosaurs! No, Really!

Remember how last week we were attacked by dinosaurs? Well it happened again!  But this time, we’d received intelligence they were coming from none other than Kong Treats!!!!

they brought reinforcements, but we were ready!

they brought reinforcements, but we were ready!

Kong treats also said that if we attacked the dinosaurs and reported our findings, they would give three lucky readers a prize pack consisting of one dinosaur treat and one variety pack! I don’t believe it!

These treats are awesome because they contain no wheat, corn, or soy! And for those of you who are allergic to chicken, the bacon and fresh breath chews are just what you’ve been looking for!

But that’s not what you want to know. You want to know how they taste! Well…..

sorry, can't talk with my mouth full.....

sorry, can’t talk with my mouth full…..

They are fantastic! I highly recommend them.

DeDe likes them too!

DeDe likes them too!

So, want to win your very own dinosaur treat pack from Kong? Here’s what you do:

  • Hail from the US (sorry!)
  • Comment below on how you will defeat YOUR dinosaur!
  • Leave that comment between now and Saturday at noon Central Daylight Time

I’ll choose three winners at random from all comments received.

Are you ready to attack?

Are you ready to attack?

Who knows, maybe soon you’ll be saving the world from dinosaurs too!  RAWRRRR!!!!!

Disclaimer: JAKKS Pets (maker of Kong treats) provided the treats we tested for this blog post, and is providing the prize packs. Our views on the product are our own. 

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Discussion

98 thoughts on “We’re Giving Away Dinosaurs! No, Really!

  1. Rawrrrrr! ‘Diosaurs’ … they look like fun {and tasty too}.

    Posted by bumpyroadtobubba | April 4, 2013, 4:03 AM
  2. Hey Rumpy, a treat made in heaven?

    Posted by Animalcouriers | April 4, 2013, 4:03 AM
  3. This is easy Rumpy…First I will put on my armour…I’ll put a photo oh FB so you can see how good I look…Than I will take my dinosaur to my secret cave where I will put the bitey on him very hard…I will start with his tail and nom my way up till I have vanquished him completely, Yum!

    Posted by Gizmo | April 4, 2013, 4:51 AM
  4. Bella: I will pouce on him, throw him around for a bit, then off with his head!!!

    Posted by Heather Gonzales | April 4, 2013, 5:07 AM
  5. I love those faces. You two are adorable! I would enter but I think this is a dog only contest..so I will like doggies have their day. :)

    Posted by ilovecats | April 4, 2013, 5:27 AM
  6. I would love the chance to get some dinosaurs! I would carefully destroy them one by one, head first and my sister would just munch them down…they would never have a chance at survival at my house!

    Posted by Emmadog | April 4, 2013, 5:28 AM
  7. Oh very cool, we would mount a united attack against the dinosaur invasion by working together. Each of us would destroy our share of dinosaurs by caring them of to our favorite snacking spot and then gulping them down!

    urban hounds

    Posted by urban hounds | April 4, 2013, 5:35 AM
  8. Hey Rumpy-want-a-cookie? Perhaps I need to replace your name to Rumpy-want-a-dinosaur.

    Could we join? We’d love to get the chance to give them to a friend in Delaware.

    Your face looks hilarious, by the way.

    Posted by haopee2 | April 4, 2013, 5:35 AM
  9. They look like young kids with candies.

    Posted by YellowCable | April 4, 2013, 6:04 AM
  10. I would lure the dinosaurs into my cave (crate) from which there is no escape. My stuffies in the crate would gang up on the dinosaurs and prove to them to struggle is useless. I would then Grr at them announcing myself and nom them starting with their legs till they were all in my tummy. Yum yum

    Posted by adoptedmom | April 4, 2013, 6:43 AM
  11. Can I have one :) They are so cute – But not as cute as you Rumpy :) love you xo

    Posted by Cat Forsley | April 4, 2013, 6:46 AM
  12. These dinosaurs will be no match for Charlie Machete, Luke and Scooby! They will attack the monsters in unison, delivering total destruction head first!

    Posted by crystalwayward | April 4, 2013, 7:00 AM
  13. We are two Bernese Mountain Dogs and our Mom has her photo up instead of our gorgeous faces. We would attack those dinosaurs just like Rumpy and DeDe did–we’d eat them!

    Posted by Moxie Reviews™ (@MoxieReviews) | April 4, 2013, 7:16 AM
  14. Oh not from US but Will tell you how i deal with the dinosaurs
    i trick the dinosaurs into my washing machine by putting Diano treats inside and once they are there i put them on spin dry..

    Posted by Soma Mukherjee | April 4, 2013, 7:23 AM
  15. I would defeat the dinosaurs by giving them to one of my best furriends, Daffy!! She’s my little radar-eared buddy that lives in Kansas and on Twitter is known as NoCryBbayDogs!! Since I’m a cat I know I won’t like them but to give them to someone who can put a real hurting on a dinosaur is a pawsome thing!!!

    Posted by Murphy | April 4, 2013, 7:25 AM
  16. Duh! I LOVE dinosaur BONES (did you see my video of it?):) So then, since I am little, I will go under the dinosaur and bite him in the butt! Then, when he falls to the ground, I will lick him to death. :) Duh.

    Posted by BunkThePug | April 4, 2013, 7:34 AM
  17. Hi Rumpy, thank you for the taste test and Kong for the give away. I have 4 Chesapeakes with really strong mouths that could crush a dinosaur like a little bug. Have a great day and enjoy your treats.

    Posted by Sand Spring Chesapeakes | April 4, 2013, 7:55 AM
  18. Wow – prehistoric treats! Yummy!

    Posted by dogdaz | April 4, 2013, 8:04 AM
  19. I’ze will swallow him whole! Mollie

    Posted by Kay Lowder | April 4, 2013, 8:26 AM
  20. In case the dinosaurs are trying to kill me, I will attack them from behind. I will not stop to sniff or study them, and I probably won’t chew them if I don’t have to. I’ll swallow them whole, like I do with most things. Done. If they help my breath, fine. Maybe Mom will stop saying, “You smell like you’re on a steady diet of sauerkraut and poop!”

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

    Posted by Genevieve Petrillo | April 4, 2013, 8:31 AM
  21. *drools* We can tell how delicious those dinasaurs are from you and DeDe’s face, Rumpy! and also those dinasaurs are cute!
    Good luck , everypaw who lives in US! *still drooling* :)

    Posted by eripanwkevin | April 4, 2013, 9:10 AM
  22. Between the four of us, we have great onside cue that we will be able to defeat the dinosaurs. We will use our mighty paws to hold hem down and our pearly whites to devour them. The we will ask Mom to get us some more.

    Woos – Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

    Posted by The OP Pack | April 4, 2013, 9:16 AM
  23. Rumpy, as you may know…I am a terrier and we are natural born killers. I would hunt those dinosaurs down – where do they live? In the pantry? I’m all over that! Then, I would bark and chase them until I could get one part…any part…of them between my teethies. Once within my big teethie grasp, there is no escape…only a terrier shakedown that leads to its death. Deeeee-licious.

    Posted by Oz the Terrier | April 4, 2013, 9:18 AM
  24. YUMMMMM
    To defeat the dinosaurs it looks like Henri and I will have to work together! I’ll distract the dinosaur with my Princess charms while Henri sneaks up from behind, he’s very stealthy that way, then he’ll shake the Dino into submission and we’ll enjoy the spoils of war!

    Posted by gracie2801 | April 4, 2013, 9:24 AM
  25. Rawr!! First we might pounce on them. Then we will chomp them into little pieces! They won’t stand a chance. Jade, Murray and Gunner

    Posted by Denise | April 4, 2013, 9:27 AM
  26. What an awesome idea. I had an older dog that I used to give kongs to. He loved ‘em. I’m sure Ash would too!

    Posted by ashthehusky | April 4, 2013, 9:55 AM
  27. First, Ma and would reenact Jurassic Park with them because that movie is pawsome. Then, I will devour them without warning. Maybe I will share with my brofur Buddy. Maybe.

    Posted by PeachiePiePup | April 4, 2013, 10:01 AM
  28. Junior will defeat them by first Chomping off their tail so that they can’t swosh it and swack him in the head .Then he will bite off the head so they can’t bite him back.Finally he will get to the belly of the dinosaur where he will seek revenge for all his other furry pals that this particular dinosaur had threatened….And then he will become Junior The Kong Dinosaur Slayer !!! Victory

    Posted by djc319 | April 4, 2013, 10:04 AM
  29. Molly will mauler the dinos into being still and munchable.
    First tossing them into the air. Then tossing them at her people until they hold the dino and allow her to examine the tail. Will it wiggle like the worms dug out of the ground or the lizards in the bushes? (Molly promises to report back on that).
    Then Molly will leap wildly to the couch (pretending to be invisible) and save the humans from having to deal with dino muddy footprints around the house.
    Woopsie. Dino all gone

    Posted by philosophermouseofthehedge | April 4, 2013, 10:14 AM
  30. Sniff by sniff, I will snuffle and track them. My nose KNOWS. My mom likes to hide stuff for me to eat. I know that dinosaurs like to hide in tall grass, my favorite place. Even if they run, I run faster.

    I jump higher than anything. See me jumping higher than the city of Tokyo? I will jump on their tails, holding each down.

    One by one, each dinosaur would meet the same fate- my tongue licking it up, my jaws crunching, my teeth ripping…

    The rest of that movie (I’m the star) is too terrible to watch.

    Posted by Deborah Taylor-French | April 4, 2013, 10:31 AM
  31. Sniff by sniff, I will snuffle and track them. My nose KNOWS. (Mom likes to hide stuff for me to eat.) Dinosaurs like to hide in tall grass, my favorite place. Even if they run, I run faster.

    I jump higher than anything. See me jumping higher than the city of Tokyo? I will jump on their tails, holding each down.

    One by one, each dinosaur would meet the same fate- my tongue licking it up, my jaws crunching, my teeth ripping…

    Sorry. The rest of this movie (I’m the star) is too terrible to watch.

    Posted by dogleadermysteries | April 4, 2013, 10:33 AM
  32. Kuruk says he would gently pick up the dinosaurs as he does all his treats, hold them in his mouth until he’s dripping drool to drown them in saliva and chomp, chomp, chomp! All gone, wooowooo!

    Posted by Julianne Victoria | April 4, 2013, 10:52 AM
  33. I’ll share the secret to how I go about eating and defeating: take gingerly from person’s hand then run to another area to eat it incase she changes her mind about giving it to me. For dinos it would have to be instant decapitation. Maybe then some all over crunching since you have to watch that tail, but definitely remove the head from the body. I’ve seen enough movies to know you gotta destroy the brain.

    Posted by Ella AD | April 4, 2013, 11:40 AM
  34. Rumpy! in my experience it’s best to chew on them for a bit with my back teeth, drop them on the floor drowning in drool, then finish them off with a coup de grâce that snaps them in half.

    margueritecore [at] gmail [dot] com

    Posted by AnnaZed | April 4, 2013, 12:05 PM
  35. Well 1st Cocoa Puff would sniff em to make sure she got the bacon-asaurs. Next comes the wide eyed look of joy… then *slow motion* (or you will miss it) CHOMP – gone in a flash. PLEASE MOM CAN I HAVE ANOTHER?

    Posted by Cocoa Puff & Bobbie (@CHOCLABLOVER) | April 4, 2013, 12:34 PM
  36. In honor of poetry month, Vlad & Barkly haiku-ed their intentions:

    Tentatively taking,
    toothy-test of tasty-treats.
    Terminate T-Rex!

    They seem to REALLY like alliteration!

    Posted by Parenting Furkids (@FurkidParent) | April 4, 2013, 12:47 PM
  37. aaaah the cookie-saurus at work :o) it looks great and I’ll bet they are very yummy :o)

    Posted by easyweimaraner | April 4, 2013, 12:52 PM
  38. We’ll pass on the giveaway…but we think there’s gonna be some happy woofies out there!!

    Posted by theislandcats | April 4, 2013, 12:57 PM
  39. I will get my trusty sidekick, my spiky ball, and stalk up on them. I will then follow them for hours on end. Once I have learned their weakness, I will grab my sidekick and jump onto their backs, biting their weak spots and eating them! Nom nom nom

    Posted by Tika the HuskyCollie | April 4, 2013, 1:32 PM
  40. Reblogged this on Dog Leader Mysteries and commented:
    Stumble on this blog this morning, great fun, an entertaining contest, and big dog photos. Anyone of you dog parents want to win some doggy Dinosaurs?

    Posted by dogleadermysteries | April 4, 2013, 1:46 PM
  41. I would hide behind my doggie Princess Bonnie. She already defends me from everything from bikes to the mailtruck, so a dinosaur should be piece of cake. ;-)

    Posted by Maria Hammarblad | April 4, 2013, 3:06 PM
  42. A dinosaur invasion wouldn’t last long in our house! Boomer would chomp off the heads before eating the rest of the body. Dottie on the other hand wouldn’t even give those dinos a chance, she would grab them and chew them up in a matter of seconds, never mind the fact that her mouth would be too full!

    Posted by Emily @ Adventures of a Dog Mom | April 4, 2013, 3:12 PM
  43. Zoey says: “My canine sisters, Chewy & Anya – who looks a lot like Rumpy – would dance and jump and prance and bark for a delicious dinosaur treat. They get so excited for cookies…and even talk to our momma when she’s getting them out. I think they would make the whole bag EXTINCT in no time flat! Plus, when they get cookies, we cats get cookies too.”

    Posted by aimee | April 4, 2013, 3:12 PM
  44. Diners make you sore!!!! ;)

    Posted by CATachresis | April 4, 2013, 5:07 PM
  45. I am a 4 lb. Chihuahua and am as big as a Great Dane. That big dino will be no match for me. I will run circles around him til he is so dizzy, he will fall down. Then I will climb onto him and claim victory. Tinkerbell.

    Posted by Stelitta | April 4, 2013, 5:16 PM
  46. Those are really cute treats, but you guys are even more cute!

    Posted by Boomdeeadda | April 4, 2013, 11:43 PM
  47. Ohhh those are so cool Rumpy! Shiner says she would defeat hers by chewing its head off first!

    Posted by Ann "Paws" Staub | April 5, 2013, 8:22 AM
  48. Such fun shaped treats! Looks like the dogs like them!

    Posted by Marcie | April 5, 2013, 9:34 AM
  49. these are cool…i;m sure my doggie would love these…thank you

    Posted by marissa lee | April 5, 2013, 12:37 PM
  50. HEY MAN ! SAVE SOME FOR ME…..

    Posted by Rhonda Womack Gardner | April 5, 2013, 12:39 PM
  51. I would first stalk the dino to show him I am not afraid of him then I would lick him to death to see how good he is going to taste,bite his tail off and make him squeal and bite his head off and save the rest of his body for later for my midnight snack!

    Posted by Sharon Gilbert | April 5, 2013, 12:43 PM
  52. deuce says he will gnaw and drool the head off.

    Posted by Tabitha P. | April 5, 2013, 12:48 PM
  53. Looks great! Sierra said she would lick it til it drowns!

    Posted by Deanna | April 5, 2013, 12:49 PM
  54. my doggies with play catch me if you can with these in thier mouths. the only problem we would have is that one of the doggies is a fast eater while the other is a really really slow eater…and the fast eater will go and steal from the slow eater…

    Posted by jeanne winsky | April 5, 2013, 12:51 PM
  55. My hearing aid dog will devour those beasts. They will scream defeat so loud, but HA, I won’t hear them

    Posted by Curry Flora | April 5, 2013, 12:53 PM
  56. Take off their heads!

    Posted by Laurie Miller | April 5, 2013, 12:54 PM
  57. My pup will defeat the dinosaurs in one gulp. She loves Kong treats!

    Posted by Helen | April 5, 2013, 12:57 PM
  58. Chico who is an American Bulldog, and Cooper who is a Boston Terrier, said they would use team work.

    Chico can can high and bite off his head, and Cooper can stand under him and go low for the legs.

    They make a great pair.

    Posted by Carrie | April 5, 2013, 1:02 PM
  59. To defeat the dinosaurs I would unleash my 2 dogs, the Puggle and a chit bull, on those pesky beasts. I know they would love to chow down. Thank you

    Posted by Michelle Pullin | April 5, 2013, 1:06 PM
  60. Raw ,bite his head off !!

    Posted by Brenda | April 5, 2013, 2:44 PM
  61. My puppy would love these! I’ve been wanting to get them for him for a while now, but I’m kind of skeptic how “long-lasting” they are. Can’t wait to find out!

    Posted by Brittany Jenkins | April 5, 2013, 3:01 PM
  62. I would eat the dinosaurs with GUSTO while wearing my ninja costume.

    Posted by Kelly Ann T. (@cstironkat) | April 5, 2013, 3:18 PM
  63. I would eat the dinosaurs with GUSTO, while wearing my ninja costume.

    Posted by cstironkat | April 5, 2013, 3:20 PM
  64. Ha! My dog just inhales these. One bite and it’s gone. She loves them, and the porcupine is my personal favorite. It’s so cute.

    Posted by Nikki | April 5, 2013, 3:38 PM
  65. If they are small enough, I will just swallow them whole. If they are too big for that, I will bite them into a million bits and gobble them right down. No treat or toy is ever a match for my jaws of destruction! Even though my mommy spoils me with expensive toys that she hopes will last longer, I still destroy and conquer them within one or two days of getting them. Mwahahaha!
    -Kiseki Booger Baby

    Posted by Carita Rosebeary | April 5, 2013, 5:40 PM
  66. Hey Rumpy, I’m Si and I asked my mom to type this for me since I can’t with my big paws. I am only 7 months old, but everyone thinks I’m kinda big for my age. I weigh 55 pounds and they say I am half Newfoundland and half German Shepherd. I’m not quite sure what those are, but they must be pretty special cuz my mommy and daddy think I’m pretty special! I saw the dinosaurs on your page and they look awesome…cuz I love to chew most anything! I would really like it if you send me some. Oh yeah, and you could send a pack for my big sister, Cocoa too. She is 10 and looks just like me….but doesn’t think it is funny when I pounce on her…not sure why. Well, gotta go….come play with me sometime!

    Posted by Jeanne Spath | April 5, 2013, 8:22 PM
  67. Leo would give the dinosaur a slow death.. licking and savoring the moment…. HAHAHAH… :)

    Posted by Ethelind Calderon | April 5, 2013, 9:32 PM
  68. My doggies like the dinosaur nylabones, so imagine their delight at edible dinosaurs! They would devour these with delight! :)

    Posted by Lisa F. | April 5, 2013, 10:25 PM
  69. Romeo says as he is a quiet little guy who NEVER deads his toys, chews shoes and is totally unassuming to even the birds, rabbits and squirrels who come into his yard daily, he will be totally under the dinosaurs radar and will go I for sneak attacks… they will never know what hit them…:)

    Posted by christie patton | April 6, 2013, 8:07 AM
  70. I wrote some some Dinosaur eating haikus:

    I love my Kong ball.
    But it’s not edible, sigh.
    So I will eat Dinos!

    Dinos had no wings,
    But tasty chickens do – YUM!
    BBQ dinos!

    Dinos from Rumpy
    Would be super fun to eat.
    I will share them too!

    (Dad said I had to put that last verse in and agree to share with Tahoe, Sookie, Ivory & Floyd, ’cause I’m a greedy little pigger who thinks all I need to do is catch crimernals & chase the ball & swimswimswim. He’s trying to teach me manners, hah!)

    Posted by Carly Donaldson | April 6, 2013, 11:15 AM
  71. Rumpy, mes would LOVES to enter this contest for my hairy slobbery sisters! Me hopes me is not too late to enter. Mommy has NOT been helping mes with my blog!
    Kisses
    Nellie

    Posted by badkowalik | April 6, 2013, 7:07 PM
  72. I love their paws out front like that – so gorgeous :)

    Ah, so happy, these dinasaur munchers…

    Posted by WordsFallFromMyEyes | April 27, 2013, 3:41 AM
  73. Hello, Clovis Dog here. I would snarf those. Yes.

    Posted by Mary Robertson | April 27, 2013, 2:16 PM
  74. Some of those dinosaurs look suspiciously like pigs.

    Posted by Anne Schilde | May 17, 2013, 11:14 PM

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Rumpy Dog

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All About Me!

Hi! My name is Rumpy, and I am an Alaskan Malamute. I used to live in Middle Tennessee, but now my family and I reside in southeast Alabama. I have this cool blog that I started in 2011. Here at rumpydog.com we talk about all things animal, with a focus on animal welfare and responsible animal companion guardianship. But we also like to throw in a heaping helping of cute! cute! cute! I mean, how could you look at me and not melt, right?

My story? Well, I was found on the side of a busy street. Jenny thought she would help me find my home, but nobody claimed me. So now I live with her. She's a pretty good ole' gal, but she is mighty stingy with the dog cookies. *sigh*

There are also some cats- they each have their own story. June Buggie is their chief spokesperson. He is 16 years old, crotchety, and not afraid to say what's on his mind.

All writings and photos are the copyright property of Jenny Threet (unless the writer is a guest blogger, in which case it is the property of that guest blogger) and may not be used without permission.

You can contact me at rumpydog@hotmail.com.

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