Rumpology: Telling your future by reading your butt.
Oh yes, there are humans who claim they can actually do that!
Are you a Rumpologist? Want to hone your butt-reading skills? Then this series of photos is just for you!
Want your future told by a Rumpologist? Send a photo of your butt along with the standard fee (which can be pretty expensive) to the Rumpologist of your choice.
Or send the money (in cookies) to me, and let a TRUE Rumpster tell your future!