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Rumpology: I See a Crack in Your Future!

Rumpology: Telling your future by reading your butt.

What? Are you kidding me?

What? Are you kidding me?

Oh yes, there are humans who claim they can actually do that!

Can you tell DeDe’s future?

Are you a Rumpologist? Want to hone your butt-reading skills? Then this series of photos is just for you!

Little Girl says, “Come closer to get a good look.”

Want your future told by a Rumpologist? Send a photo of your butt along with the standard fee (which can be pretty expensive) to the Rumpologist of your choice.

Buggie says he'll read your future.....

Hmmmmm….. I wonder what Buggie’s butt says about HIS future?

Or send the money (in cookies) to me, and let a TRUE Rumpster tell your future!

Talk to the tail!

Can you see a cookie in my future?

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About rumpydog

I am a malamute that was rescued by Jen. I live with June Buggie the cat. I blog about animal welfare and responsible care of companion animals at rumpydog.com. You can follow me on Twitter - @RumpyDog. And don't forget to LIKE my Facebook page! Thanks!

Discussion

34 thoughts on “Rumpology: I See a Crack in Your Future!

  1. I think doctors are rumpologists but they tend to be more hands on. One of the reasons I didn’t go for ten years.

    Posted by Charles Huss | November 6, 2013, 5:11 AM
  2. Who better to read rumps than Rumpy???!!!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

    Posted by onespoiledcat | November 6, 2013, 5:35 AM
  3. Whee’ve seen everything now . . .

    Oh what a crazy world whee live in!

    Happy Wednesday

    Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil
    xxxx

    Posted by hutchagoodlife | November 6, 2013, 6:03 AM
  4. Lovely dear Rumpy you made me laugh .) Thank you, love, nia

    Posted by niasunset | November 6, 2013, 6:05 AM
  5. Oh DeDe, I think something comes back to you :o) Hope it’s a treat :o)

    Posted by easyweimaraner | November 6, 2013, 7:14 AM
  6. Rumpy you are hilarious. I’d rather see their noses instead of their butts.

    Posted by whydowepaythem | November 6, 2013, 7:21 AM
  7. Oh! I guess June Buggie’s butt says that he would be the most famous cat in the world in his future!
    Thank you very much for these pretty butts, Rumpy! :)

    Posted by eripanwkevin | November 6, 2013, 7:39 AM
  8. No butts about it this is the best way to forsee the future hahahha what a crack up..literally and figuratively hahha :)

    Posted by fozziemum | November 6, 2013, 8:07 AM
  9. In our house, our cats believe in this rumpology stuff. They constantly stick their butts in your face. I always thought it was so we could smell it to identify them (what happened to the old fashioned way?). Now I know they want their fortune told.

    Posted by katecrimmins | November 6, 2013, 8:29 AM
  10. Thank you SO much for the like!! It made my day.
    [Maybe I see a few follows coming my way?? -hint, hint-]

    Do check out my other site [I have three]:

    http://woofdiaries.wordpress.com/

    http://preteenrebel.wordpress.com/

    http://chiqutam.wordpress.com/

    Thanks!!
    Taylor

    P.S: This post had me ROFL. GR8 JOB!!!!!

    Posted by chiqutam | November 6, 2013, 9:27 AM
  11. I’ve been known to read rumps looking for the future. But it’s usually foster puppies working on their house training. :)

    Posted by somethingwagging | November 6, 2013, 9:29 AM
  12. That’s silly Rumpy! You have to smell the butts not read them! Woooooowooooooo!

    Posted by Kuruk | November 6, 2013, 10:35 AM
  13. ROWFWM>>>>>Rumpy ya made me Mum spit coffee all over da place!! Well dun!!!
    Lub Nylablue xxxx

    Posted by Nylabluesmum | November 6, 2013, 10:36 AM
  14. Holy Crack addict! I must agree with Kuruk…butts are for smelling the present, not reading the future! JMHO

    Posted by wigglebuttryker | November 6, 2013, 11:42 AM
  15. Good grief – what next. i’ll keep my rump to myself thank you. M is laughing her fool head off this morning at you. I don’t see what’s so funny myself.

    Posted by mariodacat | November 6, 2013, 11:44 AM
  16. Hilarious!
    Utterly gut-busting….

    Posted by The Hook | November 6, 2013, 12:35 PM
  17. Can you read Purrime Ministerette bums?!

    Posted by Shiva & Jaya | November 6, 2013, 1:46 PM
  18. I hope they’re clean ;) Pawkiss :)

    Posted by angelswhisper2011 | November 6, 2013, 5:07 PM
  19. Too too funny :) Rumpy, I can see cookies in your future, and on your rump… oops did I say that ;)

    Posted by EllaDee | November 6, 2013, 5:09 PM
  20. How can you tell on a fish ?

    Posted by Carl D'Agostino | November 6, 2013, 5:32 PM
  21. How can you tell on a fish?

    Posted by Carl D'Agostino | November 6, 2013, 5:32 PM
  22. Too funny. Made me laugh. Butt (intentional pun) this does come down to TMI. :-)

    Posted by earthriderjudyberman | November 6, 2013, 7:58 PM
  23. Bella would be easier for you Rumpy, her tail curls up and shows her disgusting-you-know-what. Me, Max, I can barely lift my stub but for you I’d try harder. wag wag, Max & Bella (our ridiculous biped is still laughing as she punches those black keys on her machine).

    Posted by The Persecution of Mildred Dunlap | November 7, 2013, 10:25 AM
  24. No sweet Rumpy we don’t have that gift. Hugs and nose kisses

    Posted by Mags Corner | November 7, 2013, 12:59 PM
  25. Butt, butt, butt ……. ! Thanks for the MOL :)

    Posted by Austin Towers | November 7, 2013, 3:41 PM
  26. I like to sniff the cats’ butts!

    Posted by Clowie | November 8, 2013, 6:39 AM

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