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June Buggie’s letter to Santa

MEOW, Santa!

June Buggie here, and I have something to say!

Buggie in a bulb

Meowy Christmas, Santa!

It’s that time of year when we write you letters telling you how good we are, and begging you for something nice. Well, Santa, I cannot lie. I’ve not been a good kitty. But I have an excuse! See, my human, Jen, named me Junior, then she gave me this cutesy nickname: June Buggie.

And now everybody seems to think I’m a girl. *heavy sigh*

So I’d like you to bring me something to show the world that I’m a MAN! Grrrrr!!!!

I was thinking maybe some rubber testicles like men with inflated egos hang on the back of their trucks. Of course, you’d also have to bring a truck, because Jen says no way I can hang them on the back of her car. Oh yeah, and I’ll need a driver’s license.

How about some of that manly cologne I see advertised on TV? The one that makes women chase you around and stuff? Oh wait, what if it makes women DOGS chase me around? Nah, nix that one too.

Maybe some power tools? I know, a chain saw! And a hard hat! And a cool tool belt! But wait, what if someone asks to borrow my tools or actually wants me to fix something?

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Or maybe you could bring me a new nickname. Yeah! Something manly, like Ace, or Dude, or Skipper.

But….. what if Jen forgets my new nickname? She is old, after all. She might never call me again for supper, or for treats…… or just to snuggle with her!

.

On second thought, Santa, I’m good here. 

Merry Christmas!

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Discussion

44 thoughts on “June Buggie’s letter to Santa

  1. Awwwww….June Buggie!!!!! You look already very manly cat to me!!! I’ll kick out anyone who call you a girl!!!! Grrrrr…. I’m sure you’ve been a good kitty this year, too! You ‘re just too modest to say that you’ve not been…. so mr Santa will bring you what you want!!! :)

    Posted by eripanwkevin | December 18, 2013, 5:41 AM
  2. I don’t think there is any danger of mom not snuggling with you Mr. June Buggie, but maybe Ace Buggie or Dude Buggie would help? Wishing you a Merry Christmas June Buggie.

    Posted by Mel | December 18, 2013, 5:51 AM
  3. I love the nickname June Buggie and you are a handsome man cat!

    Posted by Pix Under the Oaks | December 18, 2013, 6:01 AM
  4. Ace sounds like a REALLY cool nickname. :-D But no matter what your name is, you’ll always be super cute and super awesome! :-)

    xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino

    Posted by purrfectkitties | December 18, 2013, 6:06 AM
  5. Oh dear June Buggie…I have seen those rubber things on trucks and have to resist the urge to go and kick them…don’t know why…hahaha so best you leave off the old decking of the halls hey ! hugs to you ginger mancat you…BTW Dinnermintz is always assumed to be a boy because she is a ginger cat..she has a complex too ;) xxx

    Posted by fozziemum | December 18, 2013, 6:18 AM
  6. A chain saw is a cool gift, I would like one too :o)

    Posted by easyweimaraner | December 18, 2013, 7:33 AM
  7. I can so see your dilemma my friend. It’s not easy being that handsome. Maybe introduce yourself the Bond kind of way… “Hi, my name Buggy, Mr. June” and then a masculine purr. :) XOXO – Bacon

    Posted by PigLove | December 18, 2013, 7:33 AM
  8. That boy named Sue had the same problem. But that’s a handsome – not “pretty”- stance and look you have there!

    Posted by philosophermouseofthehedge | December 18, 2013, 10:16 AM
  9. Awww June Buggie, what’s in a name? Besides, hands down, you’re the coolest ginger cat on the interwebs.

    Posted by Sheri | December 18, 2013, 10:28 AM
  10. Haha – Alma is often mistaken for a male dog because she’s so big. Unless she’s standing right next to Moses – he’s clearly much bigger, so people correctly assume their sexes. I used to try to judge by collar colour or name, but that’s still often wrong! (I know a female dog named Homer, for example.) Maybe you just need some super masculine accessories. Cufflinks or a bowtie, perhaps.

    Posted by thatjenk | December 18, 2013, 10:32 AM
  11. It has nothing to do with your name, June Buggie. There are lots of people who think all cats are girls and all dogs are boys. Honey always has people referring to her as “buddy.”

    Posted by somethingwagging | December 18, 2013, 12:07 PM
  12. Oh dear, you really just need to wear a tie. I sport a bow-tie for special occasions and I’m really the most handsome thing ever in it. You could also wear a collar tie, but I suspect you’d like the bow best. Bow-ties are cool!

    Posted by Rocco | December 18, 2013, 12:26 PM
  13. Hummmm, how about a camo collar?

    Posted by wigglebuttryker | December 18, 2013, 12:37 PM
  14. Poor June buggie. Don’t worry everyone thinks my cat boo is a girl so you’re not alone. Think of it as a compliment that you’re so beautiful people assume you are a girl. :) if it helps any I’ve been called sir on the phone and I am a girl. :)

    Posted by peacelovenwhiskers | December 18, 2013, 12:52 PM
  15. Hahahahahaha!!!!!! That was a hilarious post!!! Testicles? LOL u r to funny!! And hey, I love your nickname!! Its sooo adorable and snuggly and cute…..er….um…..I mean…..its sooooooo manly and grrr mean sounding! Teehee!
    (((Hugs))) from your best husky pals!

    Posted by HuskyCrazed SibePage | December 18, 2013, 2:15 PM
  16. Such a dilemma JB…do you go for the new powerful manly knickname…Hud, Jud, Bud…OR make sure the Jen snuggles and treats and noms keep coming…tough buddy, very tough (hope you excuse and forgive my loong absence from your comments *glares at typist*)

    Posted by Savannah's Paw Tracks | December 18, 2013, 3:44 PM
  17. Maybe if you tried a different month – like Mr. August Buggie? Our dog Max is hung so long that no one ever mistakes him for a she . . . Merry Christmas!

    Posted by trailblazer1 | December 18, 2013, 3:49 PM
  18. We’re gonna start calling you Dude Buggie. :)

    Posted by The Island Cats | December 18, 2013, 5:41 PM
  19. I love your name even though it took me a few posts to realize you are a boy. We’ll all be confused if Jen changes your name.

    I’m sure Santa will bring you something nice. After all, you write the “Purrs” and let us know the good that’s happening for animals.

    Posted by BJ Pup | December 18, 2013, 6:34 PM
  20. Glad all is well in your world June Buggie!

    Posted by Animalcouriers | December 19, 2013, 3:52 AM
  21. I love your nickname and you are very handsome, June Buggie! Wishing you and your family a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! :)

    Posted by lscotthoughts | December 19, 2013, 8:37 AM
  22. Oh cat, we thought you were a girl. Our tales (one tale and one stub) is hanging low. How about Dune Buggie? wag wag, Max & Bella

    Posted by The Persecution of Mildred Dunlap | December 19, 2013, 9:17 AM
  23. thats really funny!

    Posted by Quinlyn | December 19, 2013, 11:27 AM
  24. ha! who knew?! I have a lil secret, June…my humans named me Baby Huey and I am a girl! (transcribed from the paw of Baby Huey…girl) :)

    we should get together and catter-wall…:)

    Posted by Charron's Chatter | December 19, 2013, 3:54 PM
  25. who new y?you a boy!xx Speedy

    Posted by speedyrabbit | December 22, 2013, 8:00 AM

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