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Letters to Santa!, poetry

Limericks to Santa!

Oh Dog! The holiday spirit has filled us here at Rumpydog, and we decided last night to write Santa some limericks to share with you today.

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There was an old cat we called Bubba

Who wanted to learn to play tuba,

so he wrote a short letter

to that old Santa feller,

Now when he plays, we all yell, “¡Ay, caramba!”

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Dear Santa, it’s Little Girl Here.

I’d like a bit of holiday cheer.

So how about a stash

of some holiday cash,

I can blow on some bling, boys, and beer!

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Hey Santa,  it’s me, little Hissy,

I wrote you again, cuz, you see,

to my list I must add

some cool slacks in plaid.

Here’s hoping that you won’t forget me!

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Disclaimer: Santa, you are in no way expected to bring any of these things….. ESPECIALLY the tuba! 

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About Rumpy Drummond

I am a malamute that was rescued by Jen. I live with June Buggie the cat. I blog about animal welfare and responsible care of companion animals at rumpydog.com. You can follow me on Twitter - @RumpyDog. And don't forget to LIKE my Facebook page! Thanks!

Discussion

24 thoughts on “Limericks to Santa!

  1. So funny and cute… :-)

    Posted by purrfectkitties | December 19, 2013, 6:06 AM
  2. Way to go guys!!….We think that your great Limericks are worthy of many face licks we hope Santa Brings wonderful things or he may find his sack weighed down with bricks xxxx

    Posted by fozziemum | December 19, 2013, 6:19 AM
  3. OMP (Oh my pig). I can’t breathe. Those were fabulous! XOXO – Bacon

    Posted by PigLove | December 19, 2013, 7:32 AM
  4. Awwww…Bubba, Little Girl and Hisy, your limericks are so funny!!! I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas together! :)

    Posted by eripanwkevin | December 19, 2013, 8:20 AM
  5. :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

    Posted by fredrieka | December 19, 2013, 8:26 AM
  6. Bling, Boys& Beer that’s what all girls need! I hope you will not play “Last Christmas” on your tuba, Bubba :o)

    Posted by easyweimaraner | December 19, 2013, 9:35 AM
  7. Have a wonderful Christmas all of you. I may be absent a lot but I DO remember you and love comments you make to me and to others. xoxoxo AND what you stand for. xox

    Posted by Katie Isabella | December 19, 2013, 9:46 AM
  8. I adore that picture!

    Posted by linnetmoss | December 19, 2013, 9:51 AM
  9. haha! Great little poems to Santa guys! Hope he brings you all you ask for!!!
    ((husky hugz))

    Posted by HuskyCrazed SibePage | December 19, 2013, 10:26 AM
  10. And they were all clean! Now that’s an achievement. :)

    Posted by somethingwagging | December 19, 2013, 12:10 PM
  11. Feline poetry rules!

    Posted by The Hook | December 19, 2013, 12:26 PM
  12. Just adorable, in every way! Happy Holidays to the whole gang there. :)

    Posted by Geraldine | December 19, 2013, 2:13 PM
  13. LOL! Too cute. :D I love limericks and holiday limericks to Santa are the best.

    Posted by ILoveDogs | December 19, 2013, 2:27 PM
  14. purr-fectly awesome. :) Happy Holidays, Rumpy and June Buggie!

    Posted by Charron's Chatter | December 19, 2013, 3:52 PM
  15. Excellent limericks! I got a kick!

    Posted by Russell Smith | December 19, 2013, 5:37 PM
  16. Excellent limericks! Makes me smile hugely.

    Posted by kanzensakura | December 19, 2013, 7:09 PM
  17. You are guaranteed sacks full of treats!

    Posted by Animalcouriers | December 20, 2013, 4:34 AM
  18. You are so talented and creative. I just love it. I loved seeing pictures of Little Girl and now I may be able to tell the difference between Bubba and “Little” Hissy. Now how about the rest of the crew.

    Posted by whydowepaythem | December 20, 2013, 10:02 AM
  19. hehehe these are good,xx Speedy

    Posted by speedyrabbit | December 22, 2013, 7:59 AM

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Hi! My name is Rumpy, and I am an Alaskan Malamute. I used to live in Middle Tennessee, but now my family and I reside in southeast Alabama. I have this cool blog that I started in 2011. Here at rumpydog.com we talk about all things animal, with a focus on animal welfare and responsible animal companion guardianship. But we also like to throw in a heaping helping of cute! cute! cute! I mean, how could you look at me and not melt, right?

My story? Well, I was found on the side of a busy street. Jenny thought she would help me find my home, but nobody claimed me. So now I live with her. She's a pretty good ole' gal, but she is mighty stingy with the dog cookies. *sigh*

There are also some cats- they each have their own story. June Buggie is their chief spokesperson. He is 16 years old, crotchety, and not afraid to say what's on his mind.

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You can contact me at rumpydog@hotmail.com.

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