Oh Dog! The holiday spirit has filled us here at Rumpydog, and we decided last night to write Santa some limericks to share with you today.
There was an old cat we called Bubba
Who wanted to learn to play tuba,
so he wrote a short letter
to that old Santa feller,
Now when he plays, we all yell, “¡Ay, caramba!”
Dear Santa, it’s Little Girl Here.
I’d like a bit of holiday cheer.
So how about a stash
of some holiday cash,
I can blow on some bling, boys, and beer!
Hey Santa, it’s me, little Hissy,
I wrote you again, cuz, you see,
to my list I must add
some cool slacks in plaid.
Here’s hoping that you won’t forget me!
Disclaimer: Santa, you are in no way expected to bring any of these things….. ESPECIALLY the tuba!