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I Am Fucking Amazing!

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The Kitty Who Wouldn’t Take No For an Answer

There is nothing more sad than a little kitty who isn’t getting his way.   Why is June Buggie upset? Because I’m eating and he’s not. Never mind the fact he just ate his breakfast. Now he wants mine. If begging doesn’t work, he will fuss, and even resorts to grabbing food from my plate as … Continue reading

I Still Hate Mondays

When I went from a Monday to Friday work schedule to a Saturday to Tuesday schedule, I thought that would take away Monday’s power to make my life miserable. I was so wrong. It made Monday even MORE powerful. Now Monday has the power to reach out across the week and make Saturday- happy, wonderful Saturday- … Continue reading

In Honor of #NationalPoetryDay, I Offer….

DOG HAIKU first the sun came up and then we went outdoors to enjoy the new day. HOW RUMPY GOT HIS NAME My human is old and she’s grumpy. Her clothing is wrinkled and frumpy. The bitch, with some brass, said I’m a pain in the ass, And that’s how I got the name Rumpy. CAT … Continue reading

It’s My Blogaversary!

I just checked my blog and saw in the notifications that today is my 4th anniversary as a blogger. Well, how about that? I should be having a huge celebration! An amazing giveaway! There should be cookies with big 4s painted on them with peanut butter! So what am I doing? Hiding from the vacuum … Continue reading

I Think I May Be in Trouble!

My life is in peril. With my working so much lately, I’m hardly home. When I am home, I’m still working. Or sleeping. Or (heaven forbid) walking the dog. The feline contingency has decided enough is enough. I’ve noticed lately the looks of disdain and of downright anger. Even Rumpy is fearful of what may … Continue reading

Interview Questions- What I REALLY Want to Say

I hate job interviews.  All those hypothetical questions. All those phony answers. I know, employers want a good fit for their organization. It’s not enough to be competent in doing the job. They want to know if I’ll be a team player. Can I get along with others? Can I suck up to the powers that … Continue reading

June Buggie: CONFIDENTIAL!!!!

June Buggie is tired of all the dog postings of late, so he consented to a special photo shoot for all of his loyal fans. WARNING: This post is not for young children or social conservatives.            If I go missing, please tell law enforcement that if they don’t find the body, … Continue reading

Adios, June Buggie!

June Buggie ran away from home.  I found the note this morning. It took me awhile to decipher, because his penmanship sucks, but was eventually able to make out that after 17 years of putting up with my crap, he was over it and ready to move on. He tied a couple of cans of … Continue reading

Poetry By Cats, For Cats

This blog seems to have an unfair slant toward dogs. True, the blog is named after a dog, and dogs ARE more popular with humans than cats, but honestly, what self-respecting cat CARES what a human thinks? So to you cats out there who are faithful readers of this blog, even if only to take pot … Continue reading

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