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June Buggie Says…..

   

June Buggie Says……

I Am A Superhero! No, Really!

I am a powerful person. How so, you ask? I have the ability to change the way people feel. Let me explain. Yesterday, I stopped to fill up the car before heading home. Soon afterward, a man came outside and began emptying the trash cans at the gas pumps. He didn’t seem to be in a … Continue reading

Another Swipe of the Paw

This week’s poetry offering comes in the form of a song. But not just any song, mind you! This week it’s a parody of one of my all-time favorites bands- Pink Floyd! Do you recall this song? . Well here’s my take on it. I call it: . Another Swipe of the Paw . We … Continue reading

Scents and Sensibility

Today I wrote a poem about dogs and our noses. WHAT? Why would you write a poem about THAT? Because our sense of smell is SO COOL! Did you know scientists have proven the sense of smell for dogs is AT LEAST ten thousand times more acute than it is for humans? And it may … Continue reading

Saturday Morning Sports Center!

Oh Dog! Happy Saturday! We have a game here at the Rumpydog household every weekend- see how early we can wake Jen up to feed us! It’s so much fun….. well, not for Jen. But the rest of us have a blast! In fact, it’s so much fun, I wrote a poem about it. I … Continue reading

The Scene of the Crime!

This is the city. It’s not a perfect place, but it’s where several cats and a big fluffy dog make their home with a human named Jen.   As I was patrolling my beat, I came across the scene of a crime so heinous, I almost horked up a hairball. I asked myself: Who had … Continue reading

#Haiku Jammin’ with Ku- Call and Respond Jam!

Oh Dog! I am so excited! Today Ku- fellow Malamute and haiku author at the blog of Haiku By Ku- and I are sharing with you our Haiku Call and Respond Jam!  Ku’s haiku are in purple and mine are in blue. woo woo woo! Are you ready Ku? Malamutes unite To write Haiku together … Continue reading

A Poem by the Cats

MEOW! My name is June Buggie, and I have something to say. Us cats have gone out of our way to be accommodating to that big, overgrown wad of fur that you all think is so cute…. *gag*. But now he’s going entirely too far! You see, when Malachi had his annual check-up, the vet said … Continue reading

The Latest in Tattoo Fashion is HERE!

You’ve heard of people getting tattoos of their dog.   You’ve heard of people tattooing their dogs.   But I bet you didn’t know that now you can get a tattoo BY your dog!   I KNOW! Isn’t this fantastic! Nothing lasts forever like a tattoo. And while having a memorial to a beloved dog … Continue reading

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Rumpy Dog

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All About Me!

Hi! My name is Rumpy, and I am an Alaskan Malamute. I used to live in Middle Tennessee, but now my family and I reside in southeast Alabama. I have this cool blog that I started in 2011. Here at rumpydog.com we talk about all things animal, with a focus on animal welfare and responsible animal companion guardianship. But we also like to throw in a heaping helping of cute! cute! cute! I mean, how could you look at me and not melt, right?

My story? Well, I was found on the side of a busy street. Jenny thought she would help me find my home, but nobody claimed me. So now I live with her. She's a pretty good ole' gal, but she is mighty stingy with the dog cookies. *sigh*

There are also some cats- they each have their own story. June Buggie is their chief spokesperson. He is 16 years old, crotchety, and not afraid to say what's on his mind.

All writings and photos are the copyright property of Jenny Threet (unless the writer is a guest blogger, in which case it is the property of that guest blogger) and may not be used without permission.

You can contact me at rumpydog@hotmail.com.

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