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The Scene of the Crime!

This is the city. It’s not a perfect place, but it’s where several cats and a big fluffy dog make their home with a human named Jen.   As I was patrolling my beat, I came across the scene of a crime so heinous, I almost horked up a hairball. I asked myself: Who had … Continue reading

#Haiku Jammin’ with Ku- Call and Respond Jam!

Oh Dog! I am so excited! Today Ku- fellow Malamute and haiku author at the blog of Haiku By Ku- and I are sharing with you our Haiku Call and Respond Jam!¬† Ku’s haiku are in purple and mine are in blue. woo woo woo! Are you ready Ku? Malamutes unite To write Haiku together … Continue reading

A Poem by the Cats

MEOW! My name is June Buggie, and I have something to say. Us cats have gone out of our way to be accommodating to that big, overgrown wad of fur that you all think is so cute…. *gag*. But now he’s going entirely too far! You see, when¬†Malachi had his annual check-up, the vet said … Continue reading

The Latest in Tattoo Fashion is HERE!

You’ve heard of people getting tattoos of their dog.   You’ve heard of people tattooing their dogs.   But I bet you didn’t know that now you can get a tattoo BY your dog!   I KNOW! Isn’t this fantastic! Nothing lasts forever like a tattoo. And while having a memorial to a beloved dog … Continue reading

The Things that Keep Me Up at Night…..

Some nights I don’t sleep well. True, my job is stressful, and I often worry about the children I must protect. And some nights my aging body betrays me, and wants to make repeated appearances in the bathroom. But that’s not often. No, what usually wakes me up and keeps me awake are the cats. … Continue reading

An Update on da’ Rumpster!

People who know me, can’t help but love me! And naturally, they want to know how I’m doing since my tooth extraction. Well, since you asked, I thought I’d tell you using the favorite form of poetry of the leprechauns! . A dog we all love, known as Rumpy, was feeling a little bit grumpy. … Continue reading

Will You Be My Valentine?

Oh Dog! Happy Valentines Day! I can feel all the love in the air, and personally, it’s making me kinda nauseous. But on this day of love, there is one to whom I give my heart…… So to the one who has risen early each morning, even on her days off, to feed us, take … Continue reading

Poem: Lamentations of the Dog

Oh Dog! Happy Thursday! Thursdays are usually the toughest day of the week for us. Jen is tired, but still has two more days of work to face, and I’m tired of having to deal with a grumpy Jen. So I thought I’d try to do something I really like for Thursday blog posts, namely … Continue reading

Serving up Spam on a Monday Morning!

Occasionally I have to rummage through the spam folder to make sure no legit comments have been sent there by mistake. This weekend, I took on that task. Most spam is meaningless sentences strung together. But some spam is good for a laugh, though I doubt that was the writer’s intention. I thought I’d share … Continue reading

In Praise of a Clean Litter Box

One of my least favorite chores is cleaning the litter boxes. It’s a great workout, what with the emptying of the old litter and lugging it to the trash can. Next there’s the scrubbing. And not just the bottom half of the box, either. I have some creative cat that manages to pee on the … Continue reading

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Rumpy Dog

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All About Me!

Hi! My name is Rumpy, and I am an Alaskan Malamute. I used to live in Middle Tennessee, but now my family and I reside in southeast Alabama. I have this cool blog that I started in 2011. Here at rumpydog.com we talk about all things animal, with a focus on animal welfare and responsible animal companion guardianship. But we also like to throw in a heaping helping of cute! cute! cute! I mean, how could you look at me and not melt, right?

My story? Well, I was found on the side of a busy street. Jenny thought she would help me find my home, but nobody claimed me. So now I live with her. She's a pretty good ole' gal, but she is mighty stingy with the dog cookies. *sigh*

There are also some cats- they each have their own story. June Buggie is their chief spokesperson. He is 16 years old, crotchety, and not afraid to say what's on his mind.

All writings and photos are the copyright property of Jenny Threet (unless the writer is a guest blogger, in which case it is the property of that guest blogger) and may not be used without permission.

You can contact me at rumpydog@hotmail.com.

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