Oh Dog! It’s time for more exciting letters to Santa!
And since it looks like I’ve been busted for impersonating Santa, I better just go ahead and skip right to the letters!
Us kittehs are purry happy that it is almost Christmas. We know you are a purry busy hooman and we want to tell you fanks for takin care of da anipals too.
I iz skeerd of doz big deer you have. Some kittehs on da internets call dem vishious deer. I can’t imagine such a nice hooman to have somefing vishious. I fink doz kittehs have it all wrong. Can you tell me Santa, wot are your deers like? I hear dey like rain.
Well you know dere are 3 kittehs at dis house. Dis iz Kali writing you. I’m da only gurl kitteh. I would like to have a stocking full of pawty mix and toona. I hope you know I really struggle wif being a good kitteh, but my heart iz in a good place. Plus I don’t know wot to do wif coal.
My brother Mazi says he wants a mouse. He won’t know wot to do wif it if he got one. MOL. He also wants some pawty mix.
Den dere iz Simba, momma says he iz a sweet boy, but I don’t fink so. (oops, I try to be good, really I do!) Anyway, Simba says he wants just one nommy treat and you fill up a shelter kitteh’s stocking instead of filling hiz. (wot a dope….ooops…I mean he iz a good boy..ahem.)
Well Santa, dis iz lots of words for a kitteh, I hope you stay purry warm and be carefuls on your way here on Christmas eve.
Purry Christmas Santa, with luvs and purss from,
Kali, Mazi & Simba (from Bengal Cat Domination blog)
Rumpy: Oh Dog! Let’s get the record straight: Reindeer are NOT vicious! OK, moving right along.
I have been very good this year.. except for the unfortunate incident of me barking at Aunt Gay (she deserved it), humping the neighbor, getting out of the front yard (such new smells) snatching the cheese sandwich out of Aunt Bettys’ hand (yummy) and then there was the time I stole a whole roast from the counter (good times).. wait..*cough* I digress..I have been relatively good this year so I would like you to bring me 100 pounds of bacon. I promise I will give at least 1 slice to my mom.. well at least a half of slice…eh maybe a crumb or too.
Love as always Cocoa Puf
P.S. If the milk and cookies we set out for you are missing (yummy macaroons) it wasn’t me.
Rumpy: Oh Dog! Did somebody say cookies? Santa, I swear it wasn’t me either!!! OK, next please!
Dear Santa – I have been a very good kitty this year. I did not beat up my brofur Isaiah (okay maybe once or twice) and was very considerate of my Mom (okay, maybe I did walk all over when she was sleeping a few times). Also, can we please forget the cookie incident as I did not get to eat any of them. I think we had better make that I have been a good kitty most of the time this year, if you ignore all the times I got on the counter, scratched the chair okay, I will try to be a better kitty next year. Gee Santa – can you give me a break please. After all, I used the litter box all year and did not have any accidents, so that should count for something should it not?
My Mom really loves Isaiah and I and we do not want for anything, so what I would like for Christmas kinda goes against my diva reputation. I wish that all of the animals in shelters find their forever homes and all stray or feral animals find a warm place to sleep and food for their bellies.
Also, Rumpy has been a very good doggie this year and we think you should bring him so really good treats and maybe even let the Rumpster get to doggie day care more.
Thank you Santa Paws. We love you!
Miss Cleo the Diva and Isaiah
Rumpy: Oh Dog! Thanks Cleo! I sure hope so too!
OK you dogs and cats (and humans), it’s CRUNCH TIME! That means the Naughty or Nice list is being finalized. So NO MISTAKES!!!