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Letters to Santa

Oh Dog!  It’s time for more exciting letters to Santa!

And since it looks like I’ve been busted for impersonating Santa, I better just go ahead and skip right to the letters!

Dear Santa,

Us kittehs are purry happy that it is almost Christmas.  We know you are a purry busy hooman and we want to tell you fanks for takin care of da anipals too.

I iz skeerd of doz big deer you have. Some kittehs on da internets call dem vishious deer. I can’t imagine such a nice hooman to have somefing vishious. I fink doz kittehs have it all wrong. Can you tell me Santa, wot are your deers like? I hear dey like rain.

Well you know dere are 3 kittehs at dis house.  Dis iz Kali writing you. I’m da only gurl kitteh.  I would like to have a stocking full of pawty mix and toona. I hope you know I really struggle wif being a good kitteh, but my heart iz in a good place. Plus I don’t know wot to do wif coal.

My brother Mazi says he wants a mouse. He won’t know wot to do wif it if he got one. MOL. He also wants some pawty mix.

Den dere iz Simba, momma says he iz a sweet boy, but I don’t fink so. (oops, I try to be good, really I do!) Anyway, Simba says he wants just one nommy treat and you fill up a shelter kitteh’s stocking instead of filling hiz. (wot a dope….ooops…I mean he iz a good boy..ahem.)

Well Santa, dis iz lots of words for a kitteh, I hope you stay purry warm and be carefuls on your way here on Christmas eve.

Purry Christmas Santa, with luvs and purss from,

Kali, Mazi & Simba (from Bengal Cat Domination blog)

Rumpy:  Oh Dog! Let’s get the record straight: Reindeer are NOT vicious!  OK, moving right along.

Dear Santa:

I have been very good this year.. except for the unfortunate incident of me barking at Aunt Gay (she deserved it), humping the neighbor, getting out of the front yard (such new smells) snatching the cheese sandwich out of Aunt Bettys’ hand (yummy) and then there was the time I stole a whole roast from the counter (good times).. wait..*cough* I digress..I have been relatively good this year so I would like you to bring me 100 pounds of bacon. I promise I will give at least 1 slice to my mom.. well at least a half of slice…eh maybe a crumb or too.

Love as always Cocoa Puf

P.S. If the milk and cookies we set out for you are missing (yummy macaroons) it wasn’t me.

Rumpy:  Oh Dog!  Did somebody say cookies?  Santa, I swear it wasn’t me either!!!  OK, next please!  

Dear Santa – I have been a very good kitty this year.  I did not beat up my brofur Isaiah (okay maybe once or twice) and was very considerate of my Mom (okay, maybe I did walk all over when she was sleeping a few times).  Also, can we please forget the cookie incident as I did not get to eat any of them.   I think we had better make that I have been a good kitty most of the time this year, if you ignore all the times I got on the counter, scratched the chair okay, I will try to be a better kitty next year.  Gee Santa – can you give me a break please.  After all, I used the litter box all year and did not have any accidents, so that should count for something should it not?

My Mom really loves Isaiah and I and we do not want for anything, so what I would like for Christmas kinda goes against my diva reputation.  I wish that all of the animals in shelters find their forever homes and all stray or feral animals find a warm place to sleep and food for their bellies. 

Also, Rumpy has been a very good doggie this year and we think you should bring him so really good treats and maybe even let the Rumpster get to doggie day care more. 

Thank you Santa Paws.  We love you!

Miss Cleo the Diva and Isaiah

Rumpy:  Oh Dog!  Thanks Cleo!  I sure hope so too!

OK you dogs and cats (and humans), it’s CRUNCH TIME!  That means the Naughty or Nice list is being finalized.  So NO MISTAKES!!!

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Discussion

20 thoughts on “Letters to Santa

  1. Wow, Kali, you’re so funny! I hope that you’ll have lots of pawty mix and toona! You brofur Mazi, is he want a real mouse??? How brave! Shimba sounds realy sweet kitten!!! Hope he gets MANY nommy treats for Christmas!!!
    Hehehe..Cocoa Puf, Woo hoo!!! 100 pounds of bacon! If you get, could you pls invite me??Woof? You sound very charming!
    Hi Miss Cleo! I totally agree what you ask Santa for Christmas! Me, too! I wish anipals in shelters find their forever homes and warm place and food for all stray or feral animals,too! And of course, for Rumpy, he gets many many happiness for this Christmas!!! 🙂

    Posted by eripanwkevin | December 9, 2011, 4:08 AM
  2. I’m sure they will ALL do well when the time comes – I have an early surprise for you:http://jobryantnz.wordpress.com/2011/12/09/thank-you/

    Posted by Jo Bryant | December 9, 2011, 4:48 AM
  3. Rumpy shame on you impersonating Santa! Great “mug shot” though! I personally have ALWAYS been on the “NICE” list Santa keeps so I’m expecting BIG THINGS this Christmas. My stocking is hanging on the mantle and it already has a few lumps in it that do NOT (repeat NOT) smell like coal!!!

    Sammy

    Posted by onespoiledcat | December 9, 2011, 5:48 AM
  4. “Purry Happy” Haha, Great letters!
    I’m really excited for the list. 8)

    Posted by Dianda | December 9, 2011, 7:22 AM
  5. Oh Man, Santa Paws is watching you!!

    Posted by Jodi | December 9, 2011, 8:02 AM
  6. Have a great weekend, Rumpy! Hope you get out of jail soon.
    Love,
    Payton

    Posted by Payton | December 9, 2011, 10:58 AM
  7. Love your police photo – Buuuussstttteeeddd – ha!

    Posted by cravesadventure | December 9, 2011, 11:31 AM
  8. Love the mug shot Rumpy! Great letters 🙂

    Posted by Bassas Blog | December 9, 2011, 1:25 PM
  9. My Siamese, Lokii, loves coal! When we take it out of the bucket to put it in the fire, he always reaches out to touch it: my little helper!

    Posted by heretherebespiders | December 9, 2011, 2:10 PM
  10. After reading these letters, maybe I wasn’t so bad this year. Maybe Santa will bring me some presents.

    Posted by Bongo | December 9, 2011, 6:56 PM
  11. What a bunch of sweet naughty things today.. c

    Posted by ceciliag | December 9, 2011, 7:50 PM
  12. hehehe this post made me smile…
    santa paws indeed gonna deliver some presents for you..

    Posted by john tugano | December 9, 2011, 10:42 PM
  13. Great photo of you getting busted as Santa! Cute letters, some of these babies have been extra naughty 🙂 Merry Christmas!!

    Posted by For the Love of My Dogs | December 10, 2011, 11:13 AM
  14. Oh no, getting caught impersonating Santa is BAD BAD BAD

    Stop on by for a visit
    Kari
    dogisgodinreverse.com

    Posted by Kari | December 11, 2011, 11:01 AM
  15. These letters are so entertaining… love then. 😉

    Posted by ElizOF | January 3, 2012, 5:46 AM

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