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An Ode to Poo

Everybody does it.
Humans, even you!
So why is it we’re not supposed to
talk about poo?

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There’s books about the subject.
There is a card game too.
There’s candy bars and even cakes
that look like poo.

from tobeyoung.org

I like to roll ’round in it,
I like to eat it too.
A litter box’s a snack machine
chocked full of poo!

from greengoddesslove.wordpress.com

Poo can be beneficial,
it feeds plants that feed you.
But don’t assume you can do that
with a dog’s poo.

from atruecalling-truewonder.blogspot.com

So listen up you people!
There’s one thing you must do.
Get over being squeamish and
pick up dog poo!

from wagsinthecity.com

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Discussion

56 thoughts on “An Ode to Poo

  1. I REALLY liked this and Mom said it would have come in handy about two weeks ago when I was super sick cause of not POOPING!!!

    I had to have an enema!

    Mom said that if i had seen this, it might have been just the motivation that I would have needed to POOP!!!!!

    Posted by CarenOsrinGittleman (@CatChatCaren) | December 26, 2011, 7:58 AM
  2. Go you, Rumpy!
    There is someone in my neighborhood who always let’s his dog poo on the pavement. And never picks it up, while there is a trash bin specially for dog poo 2 meters away.

    Maybe I should let them read this. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Posted by Dianda | December 26, 2011, 7:59 AM
  3. Hehehe, great poem Rumpy. ๐Ÿ˜› Happy Day After Christmas!

    Posted by Sheri | December 26, 2011, 8:19 AM
  4. Hey Rumpy – nice reminder on the poo issue. My Mom thought that little item in the photo that dispenses poo bags was way cool! We have nice people in our neighborhood that never leave their puppy’s “packages” in our yard. As for me and my little box poo, I go find my Mom wherever she is in the house after I’ve “done my thing” to let her know I need her to come remove it ASAP!

    Sammy

    Posted by onespoiledcat | December 26, 2011, 8:21 AM
  5. I am SO VERY MUCH WITH YOU ON THIS ONE!!! I think poop is grrrrreat. You should see Ernie and Me in the Garden… where there is a TON of HORSES Poops.. THAT stuffs is GRRRRRAT tooooo.

    I say… SING THE PRAISES OF POOP..

    Posted by Frankie Furter | December 26, 2011, 8:46 AM
  6. MOL momma is giggling here. But the cat lady in training gave daddy cat a Mr Hanky for Christmas to hang on da tree. Momma says she doesn’t want a poo on da tree but the family is over riding her complaint. You are a purry good expert on dis poo stuff.

    Posted by crazykittykat1 | December 26, 2011, 8:48 AM
  7. Hehee! I can’t wait to this to my aunt, she’s going to love that cake!
    Love,
    Payton

    Posted by Payton | December 26, 2011, 9:18 AM
  8. LOL!! Oh love the crap cake! LOL!

    But seriously people – please pick up after your doggy’s poo and dispose of it safely! Yay!

    Take care
    x

    Posted by Old Kitty | December 26, 2011, 9:33 AM
  9. Poo . poo, I hate it on my shoe!! ๐Ÿ˜€ XXX

    Posted by willowdot21 | December 26, 2011, 10:00 AM
  10. Well said! I don’t know why anyone would leave their dog’s poop; picking it up is so much fun (I’m actually serious :))!

    Posted by Kirsten | December 26, 2011, 10:21 AM
  11. Poo Poo, Glorious Poo
    Picking it up
    Is want to do!
    Kissses
    Nellie

    Posted by catfromhell | December 26, 2011, 10:26 AM
  12. TOOOOO FUNNY! Rumpy you have nailed it. I will never look at another turd the same way again. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Posted by Geraldine | December 26, 2011, 11:35 AM
  13. Rumpy, is this a subject for the Christmas period? I nearly choked on my bone!

    P.S. Good poem ๐Ÿ™‚

    Posted by Bassas Blog | December 26, 2011, 12:28 PM
  14. this is fantastic, fur real! i was laughing so hard reading this!

    Posted by Kicked Bitten and Scratched Blog | December 26, 2011, 1:30 PM
  15. Yesterday when I took Duke for a walk I was amazed at how many folks don’t clean up after their dogs. Good thing I took three LARGE dog poo bags.

    Posted by Another Boomer Blog | December 26, 2011, 1:31 PM
  16. I love this Rumpy!

    Posted by barb19 | December 26, 2011, 4:25 PM
  17. That was a very fun “poo”em.

    Posted by Paprika Furstenburg | December 26, 2011, 7:08 PM
  18. I think I’ll show my younger person this poem. He’s overdue for cleaning up my poo in the back yard.

    Posted by Bongo | December 26, 2011, 7:27 PM
  19. That was so funny! I love the picture of the birthday cake. I remember when we would sometimes take our dogs out for a run near this horse racing track. Our dogs would revel in rolling in the horses poo! It was like opium to them. LOL! We’d have to bathe them every time we took them there. They loved it so much though that we didn’t care. To see the look of joy in their eyes as they rolled around in the horse hockey was worth the bother of bathing them. Thanks for liking my post “You are here.” I look forward to getting to know you better through your blog. Best wishes, Russell p.s. I live in an apartment with my wife and three cats. If I had a house, I’d probably have a dog or two too. And they would poo.

    Posted by Russell Smith | December 26, 2011, 7:40 PM
  20. Lpve it…

    Posted by Jo Bryant | December 27, 2011, 12:04 AM
  21. Heeheehee, Rumpy! very funny poem that I love it and the pics, too! ๐Ÿ™‚
    Mom says when she picks up my poo feeling the warmth and the hardness of it, she thinks I’m healthy!!! You know, poo can tell about our health!!! *whispers* when Shiro goes to vet, he does poo ana pee everywhere because he’s so scared! Poor Shiro…

    Posted by eripanwkevin | December 27, 2011, 12:41 AM
  22. Perfect… Love it!
    greetings
    xandi

    Posted by xandimusic | December 27, 2011, 2:52 AM
  23. Lol great poem! We call Austin, The Poo (short for puddy cat!)

    Posted by Carolyn | December 27, 2011, 3:53 AM
  24. Dog poo does not a good compost make! Scooping takes priority over food prep, don’t you know? Rewarding puppy for pooping in the correct places requires a great love of foolish babytalk. (Loved this post, here in the “deep midwinter”)

    Posted by granbee | December 27, 2011, 5:14 AM
  25. I hate lazy dog owners!

    That cake is awful but I enjoyed the poem.

    Posted by Tilly Bud | December 27, 2011, 5:48 AM
  26. Gud poopoem! Such a smart goggie U R, Rumpy. We cats kin separate our poop. Ai have litter box but prefer special spot owtsides. But goggies haz 2 go w’er peepuls take ’em sumtiem. Der’s a BIG POPPA goggie w’at walks wif his owner–a BIG MAMA Hyoomin– ebber day & sometiems she haz him pooping in cat’s/peepuls frunt yards along der walk. SO not kewl. Did Ai say he wuz BIG. Poppa says he leevs cow poop he’s so big.

    Posted by Mr. BobButtons Michael | December 27, 2011, 8:35 AM
  27. Oh my goodness… hehe…

    Posted by lillythecat | December 27, 2011, 6:03 PM
  28. Great poem! Pooping is one of my favorite parts of the day….is that wrong?

    Posted by Uptown Dog | December 27, 2011, 7:01 PM
  29. This was hilarious!
    “I like to eat it too.

    A litter boxโ€™s a snack machine

    chocked full of poo!”

    Thank you for my first laugh of the day. You’re a riot!

    Posted by georgefloreswrite | December 28, 2011, 7:53 AM
  30. We love your poems! You are so funny!

    Posted by Dexter | December 28, 2011, 7:57 PM
  31. Reblogged this on rumpydog and commented:

    Here’s something to make you smile on a Friday!

    Posted by rumpydog | March 16, 2012, 5:52 AM
  32. Cute. Very cute made me giggle seeing the cat litter cake. =^..^=

    Posted by ilovecats | January 3, 2013, 10:22 AM

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