Oh Dog! Do I have a treat for you today! I think you’re gonna love today’s guest. He’s a little guy, but he packs a powerful punch. So everybody put your paws together and help me welcome Bunk the Pug!
Bunk: Hey Rumpy!!!!
Rumpy: Thanks for being my guest today!
Rumpy: So tell us a little bit about you Bunk.
Bunk: My name is Bunk and I am a 1 ½ year old black pug and everybody gives me belly rubs when they see me because I am so cute and awesome-o and totally kewl. If I could be something other than a little black pug I would be stop sign because they command respect.
Rumpy: Well……. anything else you’d like us to know about you?
Bunk: An interesting fact about me is that I speak several languages, including Lab, Pit Bull, Mastiff, Boxer, Border Collie, and I am currently working on my Daschund, but it is not as easy as it seems. Right Nola? In the future I plan to learn Bulldog so that I can speak the language of the enemy.
Rumpy: Uh huh…… so, how about you tell us about your family.
Bunk: I met the humans one day when I was outside chewing on some rocks, which I really really like to eat. I remember thinking to myself “Hey Bunk, why does poop taste so delicious?” Then this ugly man picked me up and started talking human gibberish. I could not understand a word that crazy man said, and for a second was afraid that my antics were too much for everyone and that he was taking me to Shelbyville to sell me to the Rottweilers. But then he rubbed my belly and put delicious food in my mouth, which is the international sign for saying “Will you be my pug?” I said, “I do.” The man then took me home.
As I stepped in the giant human toy named car, I remembered some advice from an old ancestor of mine, ConFUSEDcius, “Pugs, no matter how hard you try, you cannot polish poop.” I don’t know how this related to getting in the car…but I thought the whole ride home.
Rumpy: Oh Dog! *laughter* That’s the best rescue story ever! So Bunk, what’s your favorite treat?
Bunk: My favorite treat is the house. I eat everything in there, including the couch, the carpet, shoes, computers, and even chew on the human’s fingers when they are asleep.
Rumpy: You little guys get away with everything! If I did that, I’d be a yard dog! I have one more question for fun. If you was a dinosaur, what kind would you be?
Bunk: If I were a dinosaur I would be Rosie O’Donnell.
Rumpy: Bunk, you are the DAWG! Thanks so much for being my guest today!
Bunk: And on My Space. It is on the cutting edge.
Rumpy: *rolls eyes*