OH Dog! It’s here! It’s here! It’s Christmas tomorrow and tonight Santa is coming! Santa is coming! I bet there’s not a carpet in the world without just a LITTLE pee on it! woo woo woo!
Today we have two last letters to the Big Guy. And after you read the first one, you’ll see why I saved it for today. Nope, it’s not sappy by any means, but well….. *whispers* Santa IS kinda busy today so may not realize who’s writing it.
Anyway, without further ado, here is Cocoa Puff with her letter to Santa!
I know our relationship became a little strained with the ‘definition’ of endless bacon last year and to be fair I do regret the “I am going to suing your Jolly Red Butt off” incident. So let us start anew, shall we?
This year I have been very good. There has been no sneaking out the gate, counter surfing the Sunday roast … what? How did you know about … well yes there was that grabbing the chicken, and the sandwich, and the hot dog out of Aunt Betty’s hand but that was a training exercise. Trying to teach her to hold it up higher.. out of my reach.
So what I would like (expect) this year is an ENDLESS supply of bacon. Endless meaning it never ends, always there, anytime I want it.. how could you have been so clueless last year.. *cough* sorry bygones will be bygones.
My Mom could have been better but hey I am in the Christmas spirit so why don’t you throw her a bone…. no a real bone… well sure she would like it. If not she can always give it to me.
Looking forward to seeing you on Christmas Eve… just want to make sure there are no misunderstandings this year….
Luv Cocoa Puff
Thanks Cocoa Puff! And last, here’s a letter from the FiveSibes!
Thanks to all my friends who sent in their letters to Santa!
In case you missed it, here’s a recorded letter to Santa from me and June Buggie.
I hope you have a very Merry Christmas, and I hope all of your holiday dreams come true!