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Introducing Mr. Bear!

Oh Dog! I am so very excited! Today I have a special guest. Mr. Bear is one of my bestest Twitter friends. He is quite the Bear About Town, and you’re going to love his story. So please put your paws together and help me welcome my first ever bear guest!

Mr. Bear!

Mr. Bear!

Rumpy: Thanks for being my guest today! Tell the readers a little bit about you.

Mr. Bear: I am a BIG bear. I am 3 feet 3 inches tall.  My head and tummy are both 38 inches around and I weigh over 300 pounds (although my human says the scale is wrong).  I wear male human size large clothes.  My favorite foods are salmon and honey and I always have my paw in a pot of honey.

Rumpy: Yummy! I am envious!

Indulging in a spot of yard work

Indulging in a spot of yard work

Mr. Bear: I also have my own sofa, my own armchair and a hammock I sleep in at night.  I spend my days napping, eating and supervising my humans.  I also like to drive around at night and go on adventures while the humans are asleep.  I am a billionaire bear because I collect royalties anytime a bear is featured on TV  in a movie or in print.  I also own my own line of car wash businesses, called Brown Bear Car Wash.  Of course, the bears don’t actually wash the cars, they supervise the humans washing the cars.

Rumpy: Oh my Dog! I had no idea you were such a rich bear! Tell me about your family.

Mr. Bear: My best friend is Rocky. He is a beary small bear so he likes to sit on my lap or on my head.  There are lots of other furry friends who live with me including a penguin named Petruccio and Rocky’s cousin Grey and many many more.  There is a cat named KDL (Kitty on the Down Low) who likes to try and steal attention from me.  Oh and there are two humans who occupy my house as well.  The female one is Minion and the male one is Doofus.  Minion is the better servant to me as she feeds me and carries me around (I don’t like to walk and get my paws dirty).  However, Doofus is much cooler since he likes to eat fast food and play video games.  Both humans require a lot of supervision as they are not as smart as me and have much smaller brains.

KDL- Kitty on the Down Low

KDL- Kitty on the Down Low

Rumpy: Those humans can be alot of work, can’t they? Where do you live Mr. Bear?

Mr. Bear: I live in Southern California. I love it here because the weather is almost always nice.  I live about ten minutes from the beach but I don’t go too often because I don’t like to get sand in my fur. Rocky likes the beach a lot more than I do.  He and his cousin Grey go together and drink mocktails with little umbrellas in them.  I have a pretty big yard where I have lots of fruit trees including tangerine, lemon, avocado, guavas and mulberries.  I live in a climate that would be very conducive to having my own swimming pool but I don’t have one yet. I am beary sad that I don’t have my own #bearpool.  I am refusing to take a bath until I get one! As you can see, I am a bear of high principles.

Rumpy: Indeed! I guess your standards are high for treats as well?

Mr Bear is a piano virtuoso!

Mr Bear is a piano virtuoso!

Mr. Bear: As I mentioned, my favorite foods are salmon and honey. However, I like lots of other foods too. My favorite desserts are honey pies and I also like honey cakes and honey cookies as well.

Rumpy: Cookies!!!!  *drools*

Mr. Bear: I eat salmon pizza a lot and tuna sandwiches at least once a week.  Sometimes I eat cheese and chocolate too.  However, I hate veggies and anything green and also grains.  Minion is a vegetarian and she tries to torture me by feeding me veggies and quinoa (a grain) and it makes me beary angry.  That’s why Doofus is cooler; he eats mostly meat and cheese.

Rumpy: Sounds like it! Now what social media do you use?

Mr. Bear: I am a twittering bear. Twitter is my favorite social media platform. I used to be on Facebook but they deleted me because I was a bear. I am filing a lawsuit against them for discrimination against bears.  I also have a blog but I haven’t updated it in years because my minion is beary lazy.  I don’t use any online dating site because I plan to be a bearchelor for life!

Mr. Bear's best friend Rocky

Mr. Bear’s best friend Rocky

Rumpy: Me too… *whispers* I’m neutered! *clears throat* Now one last question for fun. If you was a dinosaur, what kind would you be?

Mr. Bear: If I was a dinosaur, I would be a bear-dinosaur because bears are BEST, no offense.  I would be a really big dinosaur since I am a big bear in real life.  I would eat lots of fish (especially if they had salmon back then).  I would also be able to fly because I think that would be cool.

Grey Bear

Grey Bear

Rumpy: I think so too! Thanks again for being my guest today! woo woo woo!

Mr. Bear: Thank you beary much for interviewing me.



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52 thoughts on “Introducing Mr. Bear!

  1. This was bearable 🙂 love it

    Posted by mythreemoggies | February 11, 2013, 5:56 AM
  2. It was lovely to meet Mr Bear. I’ll say ‘hi’ on Twitter.

    Posted by Clowie | February 11, 2013, 6:09 AM
  3. WOW – Hi Mr. Bear. Nice to meet you. You sure are a big guy. Rumpy – great interview pal..

    Posted by mariodacat | February 11, 2013, 6:09 AM
  4. I think Minion and Doofus are the bestest names ever!

    Posted by Basil | February 11, 2013, 6:20 AM
  5. TY Rumpy for interviewing Mr Bear and ty Mr Bear for telling us all about yourself *whispers* I love salmon too!

    Posted by Jessie & Jane | February 11, 2013, 6:26 AM
  6. So funny!

    Posted by jmgoyder | February 11, 2013, 6:29 AM
  7. yeah bear-dinosaurs are the best … I like salmon and honey too – so I’m a bear – great!

    Posted by easyweimaraner | February 11, 2013, 6:30 AM
  8. Mr Bear and Rocky are adorable! Mr Bear is so talented to drive a car and playing piano! His life sounds very relaxing with the weather of southern California that I’m very jealous of! and KDL is also cute! Thanks for this lovely interview, Rumpy and Mr Bear! We love bears, too! 🙂

    Posted by eripanwkevin | February 11, 2013, 6:32 AM
  9. Oh how I love bears, and these images are too cute. 🙂

    Posted by adinparadise | February 11, 2013, 6:45 AM
  10. Mr. Bear is definitely living the life! Too bad Minion tries to get him to eat veggies! YUCK! Great interview!

    Posted by gracie2801 | February 11, 2013, 7:36 AM
  11. gotta love bears !

    Posted by an uncommon girl | February 11, 2013, 7:40 AM
  12. Nice job…I wonder if he likes salmon or honey??? I have met him on twitter as well 😉

    Posted by Emmadog | February 11, 2013, 8:20 AM
  13. KDL – Kitty on the Down Low – snort – PLAO (piggy laughing all over). That is so funny! Mr. Bear – it’s so great to meet you. I’m going to have to look you up on Twitter. XOXO – Bacon

    Posted by PigLove | February 11, 2013, 8:29 AM
  14. He sounds like a pretty cool bear. Love his kitty friend’s name – KDL. Looks like a munchkin low rider kitty. Cute!

    Posted by Ann Paws | February 11, 2013, 8:32 AM
  15. I am a long-time bear fan and it was great to meet one with such an interesting back story Rumpy! Great interview.

    Posted by saymber | February 11, 2013, 9:25 AM
  16. Sounds like one cosmopolitan bear! However, I wouldn’t leave him alone in a room with Eko…

    Posted by Will and Eko | February 11, 2013, 10:47 AM
  17. Very interesting! Thanks for giving us the bear facts Rumpy!! 😉

    Posted by CATachresis | February 11, 2013, 11:07 AM
  18. Thanks for the interview; I am a dinosaur and don’t twitter, so it’s cool of you Rumpy to keep me informed of who’s who 🙂

    Posted by savedbydogs | February 11, 2013, 11:17 AM
  19. Yes Mr Bear is cool. He sent me a beary nice kissmus card! Nice interviewing technique too Rumpy.

    Posted by Fluffy (@Fluffythefluffy) | February 11, 2013, 1:51 PM
  20. Thanks, Rumpydog for opening my eyes to new things, including salmon, and introducing me to your Minion. Thanks for reading Puppy Love on Cookingwithdee.net. Tweet away!

    Posted by pawsinsd | February 11, 2013, 2:14 PM
  21. Hello Mr Bear…. is there any room for me on a Picnic ?
    Sending you all a Dreamwalker Hug xox

    Posted by Sue Dreamwalker | February 11, 2013, 3:43 PM
  22. Cute, cute story!!

    Posted by sallywoodphotography | February 11, 2013, 6:41 PM
  23. I love Mr Bear I wish he would ressurect his blog it was so nice reading your interview and I learned even more about Bear I did know about his minion but didn’t know Doofus was his male hoomin! This is the first time I have read your blog Rumpy but will follow it from now on!

    Moo xxx

    Posted by doggymolly | February 11, 2013, 7:41 PM
  24. Hello Rumpy I have never seen your blog before but do know Mr Bear well he is always beary entertaining I wish he would ressurect his bloggy but I fort your interview was fapawulous and I has followed your blog! Mr Bear is a werry clever bear and I learned some stuff about him what I didn’t know I fink woo is a werry good interviewer!

    Posted by doggymolly | February 11, 2013, 7:43 PM
  25. It’s BJ. I luv bears. Your is so cute.

    Posted by BJ Pup | February 11, 2013, 8:50 PM
  26. What a beary Good Interview yous did Rumpy! Mr Bear is Beary Funny and Beary Astute!

    Posted by catfromhell | February 11, 2013, 8:58 PM
  27. Oh rumpy that was wonderful. 🙂

    Posted by ilovecats | February 11, 2013, 11:36 PM
  28. I think Mr.Bear is a cool guy, oh he doesn’t love veggies…me too, i wish we can hang out sometimes, it was great for you to feature him Rumpy 🙂

    Posted by JoJo Kelmer | February 12, 2013, 1:33 AM
  29. eggsellent interviewed!

    Posted by Teddy Tedaloo | February 12, 2013, 10:44 PM

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