Roving Reporter June Buggie here with News You Can’t Use….. but you want just the same.
Everybody wants to know the deep, intimate secrets of heartthrob Rumpydog, so today I have an exclusive scoop on a secret that will knock your socks off!!!!!
Everyone thinks Rumpy looks like a big ole’ teddy bear and imagine him snuggled up next to them while they sleep.
But nothing could be further from the truth!
It’s true. Rumpy loves to lick Jen’s face…. and her hands when they have something tasty on them…… but he does NOT like to be hugged and he does NOT cuddle. If Jen lies beside him on the bed, Rumpydog MOVES AWAY!!!!
And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen….. and dogs….. and cats….. another preconceived notion about a cute animal blown out of the water!