This is the city. It’s not a perfect place, but it’s where several cats and a big fluffy dog make their home with a human named Jen.
As I was patrolling my beat, I came across the scene of a crime so heinous, I almost horked up a hairball.
I asked myself: Who had the means, motive and opportunity to commit such a dastardly offense?
I quickly ruled out all of the cats. While we may have motive and opportunity, none of us have the means to open a can of food like this. If we did, the world would be ours!
And Jen didn’t have the opportunity, because she was at work earning money to buy us still more food.
That left the dog.
He had means. He is able to chew on a cat food can and open it.
He had motive. He loves cat food and gets into it every chance he gets.
And he had opportunity. He was home alone looking for some kind of mischief to get into.
OK dog, let’s head down to the precinct. I’m throwing the book at ya. MEOW!!!!