Paraskevidekatriaphobiacs, rejoice! The day you most fear is finally here!
So take down all your mirrors.
Fold up your ladders.
Pick up those pennies you see lying around.
No opening of umbrellas indoors.
And be sure to go out the same door you entered.
If you do hit a run of bad luck, remember it comes in threes, and it can take up to 7 years to work its way out of your life.
But leave the rabbits alone; they need their feet.
Don’t worry, US folks: black cats aren’t crossing your path to bring bad luck.
And, honestly, if this day is causing you THAT much stress, it’s time you talked to a mental health professional.