Dear Diary, Jen has decided to relinquish the blog back to our control, and now I have to come up with cute and funny things to say to humans. But why? Why should I entertain a bunch of hairless homo-sapiens that don’t care about anything but themselves?
Besides, humans look funny and they talk funny. They don’t have tails to share information. They just make a bunch of silly noises that make no sense to me whatsoever. And the chemical smells! Ugh! Stuff they call perfume and cologne, deodorant and anti-perspirant, and all that stuff they put in the little patch of fur they do have. It simply boggles the mind!
I do like my human, though. I like sit beside her and feel how happy it makes her to rub her paws over my furs. I like how she giggles at me and calls me a silly kitty. She even giggles when I hiss at her. Sometimes I hiss at her just to watch her response.
So, Diary, I’m going to need your help as I get back into the routine of writing about stuff again. Like what’s the best way to describe how I like to jump in the middle of a cuddle pile? Or how I sometimes like to chase Little Girl just for fun. Or maybe how I am the only one that likes to share the Snap Pea Crisps with Jen? They’re made of green peas, which I think are yummy!
Oh well, enough of this. Time to put my cute little freckled nose to the grindstone and pound out something for the masses. Thanks for all your help, Diary!
Much love, Lil’ Hissy Jones