Rumpology: Telling your future by reading your butt.
Oh yes, there are humans who claim they can actually do that!
Can you tell DeDe’s future?
Are you a Rumpologist? Want to hone your butt-reading skills? Then this series of photos is just for you!
Want your future told by a Rumpologist? Send a photo of your butt along with the standard fee (which can be pretty expensive) to the Rumpologist of your choice.
Or send the money (in cookies) to me, and let a TRUE Rumpster tell your future!
I think doctors are rumpologists but they tend to be more hands on. One of the reasons I didn’t go for ten years.
Posted by Charles Huss | November 6, 2013, 5:11 AMThere is supposedly a blind Rumpologist that has a hands-on approach as well. ROFL!
Posted by rumpydog | November 6, 2013, 5:12 AMWho better to read rumps than Rumpy???!!!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
Posted by onespoiledcat | November 6, 2013, 5:35 AMI dunno. But it’s Sylvester Stallone’s mama that created “rumpology”
Posted by rumpydog | November 6, 2013, 5:40 AMWhy doesn’t that surprise me? 🙂
Posted by somethingwagging | November 6, 2013, 9:27 AMWhee’ve seen everything now . . .
Oh what a crazy world whee live in!
Happy Wednesday
Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil
xxxx
Posted by hutchagoodlife | November 6, 2013, 6:03 AMjust when you think you’ve seen it all……. *snicker*
Posted by rumpydog | November 6, 2013, 6:04 AMLovely dear Rumpy you made me laugh .) Thank you, love, nia
Posted by niasunset | November 6, 2013, 6:05 AMHave a great day, Nia!
Posted by rumpydog | November 6, 2013, 6:06 AMOh DeDe, I think something comes back to you :o) Hope it’s a treat :o)
Posted by easyweimaraner | November 6, 2013, 7:14 AMRumpy you are hilarious. I’d rather see their noses instead of their butts.
Posted by whydowepaythem | November 6, 2013, 7:21 AMOh! I guess June Buggie’s butt says that he would be the most famous cat in the world in his future!
Thank you very much for these pretty butts, Rumpy! 🙂
Posted by eripanwkevin | November 6, 2013, 7:39 AMNo butts about it this is the best way to forsee the future hahahha what a crack up..literally and figuratively hahha 🙂
Posted by fozziemum | November 6, 2013, 8:07 AMIn our house, our cats believe in this rumpology stuff. They constantly stick their butts in your face. I always thought it was so we could smell it to identify them (what happened to the old fashioned way?). Now I know they want their fortune told.
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Posted by chiqutam | November 6, 2013, 9:27 AMI’ve been known to read rumps looking for the future. But it’s usually foster puppies working on their house training. 🙂
Posted by somethingwagging | November 6, 2013, 9:29 AMThat’s silly Rumpy! You have to smell the butts not read them! Woooooowooooooo!
Posted by Kuruk | November 6, 2013, 10:35 AMROWFWM>>>>>Rumpy ya made me Mum spit coffee all over da place!! Well dun!!!
Lub Nylablue xxxx
Posted by Nylabluesmum | November 6, 2013, 10:36 AMHoly Crack addict! I must agree with Kuruk…butts are for smelling the present, not reading the future! JMHO
Posted by wigglebuttryker | November 6, 2013, 11:42 AMGood grief - what next. i’ll keep my rump to myself thank you. M is laughing her fool head off this morning at you. I don’t see what’s so funny myself.
Posted by mariodacat | November 6, 2013, 11:44 AMHilarious!
Utterly gut-busting….
Posted by The Hook | November 6, 2013, 12:35 PMMOL!
Posted by Texas, a cat in... Austin | November 6, 2013, 12:37 PMCan you read Purrime Ministerette bums?!
Posted by Shiva & Jaya | November 6, 2013, 1:46 PMI hope they’re clean 😉 Pawkiss 🙂
Posted by angelswhisper2011 | November 6, 2013, 5:07 PMToo too funny 🙂 Rumpy, I can see cookies in your future, and on your rump… oops did I say that 😉
Posted by EllaDee | November 6, 2013, 5:09 PMHow can you tell on a fish ?
Posted by Carl D'Agostino | November 6, 2013, 5:32 PMHow can you tell on a fish?
Posted by Carl D'Agostino | November 6, 2013, 5:32 PMJune Buggie volunteered to try!
Posted by rumpydog | November 6, 2013, 10:53 PMToo funny. Made me laugh. Butt (intentional pun) this does come down to TMI. 🙂
Posted by earthriderjudyberman | November 6, 2013, 7:58 PMBella would be easier for you Rumpy, her tail curls up and shows her disgusting-you-know-what. Me, Max, I can barely lift my stub but for you I’d try harder. wag wag, Max & Bella (our ridiculous biped is still laughing as she punches those black keys on her machine).
Posted by The Persecution of Mildred Dunlap | November 7, 2013, 10:25 AMNo sweet Rumpy we don’t have that gift. Hugs and nose kisses
Posted by Mags Corner | November 7, 2013, 12:59 PMButt, butt, butt ……. ! Thanks for the MOL 🙂
Posted by Austin Towers | November 7, 2013, 3:41 PMI like to sniff the cats’ butts!
Posted by Clowie | November 8, 2013, 6:39 AM*raps* I sniff cat butts and I cannot lie….
Posted by rumpydog | November 8, 2013, 6:57 AM