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A Few Limericks for your Reading Pleasure

I got notice this week of my 5 year blogging anniversary. Wow! Has it really been that long? How about we celebrate with a new round of limericks?    A futball showed up here one day. I looked for its home right away. I put up a sign That said it’s not mine But it’s … Continue reading

Springing Forward!

Soon the time will change. And my schedule with change. Again. Different time for walkies. Different time for meals. It’s all so confusing. Why do you humans keep doing this? I don’t know. Lucky for me, I’m a go-with-the-flow kinda dog. I will embrace the earlier walks that will bring with them the warmer days. … Continue reading

There’s a Mouse in the House!

There’s a mouse in the house! From where? I don’t care. The evidence of his arrogance: Footfalls on the ceiling, A shelf containing tiny poo. What’s a woman to do? I worry not if mice are here. My cat reports he enjoys the sport. Cabinet doors are found ajar as he hunts the little runts. A mouse … Continue reading

Rumpy the Weather Dog!

Oh Dog! Hello from windy northwest Florida! We are happy to report the weather didn’t get bad here where we live like it did in some places. It was quite breezy today, though. It felt good blowing through my fur while Jen and I walked. We had two walks this morning! Jen said we both … Continue reading

A Valentine Poem By June Buggie

MEOW! I wrote a poem for all you lovers of me….. and of other cats too….. for the big VD. May you take it to heart. Seriously. I mean it. For Valentines Day, your kitty Wants nothing that’s mushy or pretty, just give him some fish on a well-worn dish. In return, he won’t act … Continue reading

June Buggie and Rumpy Won Christmas!

Despite there being a rumor to the contrary, looks like June Buggie and Rumpy made the “Nice” list yet again.           Lucky for both of them, placement on the “Nice” list cannot be rescinded. Happy Christmas everyone!

Four more days until….

Oh Dog! Today for Christmas I’m sharing a song I wrote several years ago. It’s sung to the tune of White Christmas, written by Irving Berlin. . I’m dreaming of a snow-covered landscape Just like past winters don’t ya know, when it didn’t stop snowing, No grass was showing, The ground was frozen to the core. I’m … Continue reading

I Am Fucking Amazing!

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The Kitty Who Wouldn’t Take No For an Answer

There is nothing more sad than a little kitty who isn’t getting his way.   Why is June Buggie upset? Because I’m eating and he’s not. Never mind the fact he just ate his breakfast. Now he wants mine. If begging doesn’t work, he will fuss, and even resorts to grabbing food from my plate as … Continue reading

I Still Hate Mondays

When I went from a Monday to Friday work schedule to a Saturday to Tuesday schedule, I thought that would take away Monday’s power to make my life miserable. I was so wrong. It made Monday even MORE powerful. Now Monday has the power to reach out across the week and make Saturday- happy, wonderful Saturday- … Continue reading

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