Rumpy: Oh Dog! It’s Sunday, and that means it’s once again time for advice from Dear DeDe. Are you ready DeDe?
DeDe: Am I? You bet I am! I’ve been practicing answering questions all week just so I could do this!
Rumpy: Really? What kind of questions have you been answering?
DeDe: You know, “Ready to eat DeDe?” “Want to go outside DeDe?” Want to go for a walk DeDe?”
Rumpy: *grrrrr* Yeah, sounds like you’re ready for sure! Well here’s our first question, posted after last week’s segment:
Here is my question. I live with two cats who think it is perfectly okay to nap on the kitchen table (where we humans eat all our meals). I disagree. Is there any way I can disabuse them of this notion before the other two cats decide to join them?
DeDe: Oh Dog! I think Diane needs to take a look at this (poem by Eleanor Farjeon).
My advice to Diane is for her to find somewhere else to eat!
Rumpy: *sigh* I’m sure Diane will appreciate that. Here’s your next question:
Oh! Here’s one: If our person thinks we need a bath, and we don’t agree, what do we do? You prob’ly know cats don’t like water, except for drinking.Love & loud purring from RainbowCatsx8
DeDe: Oh Dog! This sounds serious!
Rumpy: What do you mean DeDe?
DeDe: It means somewhere there’s a human that thinks he or she can bathe 8 cats.. and live to tell the tale!
Rumpy: DeDe! That’s not a nice thing to say!
DeDe: Maybe not, but it’s true!
Rumpy: OK, so what advice do you have to offer to these sweet kitties?
DeDe: I suggest the cats drink lots of cow’s milk.
Rumpy: Huh? Why?
DeDe: Cuz cow’s milk gives cats diarrhea.
Rumpy: And? *thinks* Oh! Never mind……
DeDe: Yep! I’m certain that will work!
Rumpy: *holds nose* Well folks, if you have questions for Dear DeDe, post them on her fan page…. at your risk!
DeDe: And don’t forget to join my fan page on Facebook!