MEOW! Hissy Fit Jones here. We are each writing letters to Santa, and today I’m sharing mine.
Don’t let the name fool ya; I have been a very good cat this year. In fact, sharing duties with June Buggie alone ought to qualify me for sainthood!
But enough about that.
I feel compelled to say, first of all, that I think I have it pretty good. For a cat that started out feral, and for all intents and purposes is still mostly feral, I have done well for myself. Sure, I do have to share one human with several other cats and dogs, but I have regular meals, reasonably clean digs, and temperature control. All in all, I’d say I scored!
So what would I like for Christmas? Well, I am a simple cat with simple tastes.
But I’m willing to expand my horizons.
I was thinking I’d like one of those special outside enclosures for kitties. Nothing fancy. Just something the size of my backyard that would let me experience being outdoors without having to worry about dogs. Or other cats. Or crazy humans.
Oh, and do they make caviar for cats? I’ve always wanted to try it, you know.
Oh, and how about cars for cats? Do they make those? If so, I’d like one, please.
Wait….. I’m not asking for too much, am I? I know I sometimes get on a roll.
But one more thing please. Could you trade my human in on a newer model? This one is kinda old and tired, and I’d like one that’s a bit more energetic and a lot more gullible.
Well, I guess I’d better quit while I’m ahead. Take care, jolly fat guy, and do what you can, OK?