MEOWWWWW! Time for another letter to Santa. Today it is time for me, Sir Malachi, to share his holiday wishes.
Dear St. Nicholas,
I love the holiday season. I especially like playing the role of Santa’s helper, and making the season bright for all the ladies. *wink wink*
I know you’re probably wondering what a cat such as I could possibly want for Christmas. Well, Santa, as ever, I am thinking of others.
And what do others want most of all? A pawtographed 8×10 color photo of Yours Truly, of course.
So here’s the deal. You supply the photos and the postage. I’ll pawtograph them and mail them to the ladies. Doesn’t that sound reasonable?
Or, if that’s too technologically advanced for your elves, I completely understand. In which case, some of those delicious cheesy treats will suffice.
Much love to you and the Missus, and tell that sweet little Vixen that I’ll see her next year.