MEOW, Santa!
June Buggie here, and I have something to say!
It’s that time of year when we write you letters telling you how good we are, and begging you for something nice. Well, Santa, I cannot lie. I’ve not been a good kitty. But I have an excuse! See, my human, Jen, named me Junior, then she gave me this cutesy nickname: June Buggie.
And now everybody seems to think I’m a girl. *heavy sigh*
So I’d like you to bring me something to show the world that I’m a MAN! Grrrrr!!!!
I was thinking maybe some rubber testicles like men with inflated egos hang on the back of their trucks. Of course, you’d also have to bring a truck, because Jen says no way I can hang them on the back of her car. Oh yeah, and I’ll need a driver’s license.
How about some of that manly cologne I see advertised on TV? The one that makes women chase you around and stuff? Oh wait, what if it makes women DOGS chase me around? Nah, nix that one too.
Maybe some power tools? I know, a chain saw! And a hard hat! And a cool tool belt! But wait, what if someone asks to borrow my tools or actually wants me to fix something?
Or maybe you could bring me a new nickname. Yeah! Something manly, like Ace, or Dude, or Skipper.
But….. what if Jen forgets my new nickname? She is old, after all. She might never call me again for supper, or for treats…… or just to snuggle with her!
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On second thought, Santa, I’m good here.
Merry Christmas!
Awwwww….June Buggie!!!!! You look already very manly cat to me!!! I’ll kick out anyone who call you a girl!!!! Grrrrr…. I’m sure you’ve been a good kitty this year, too! You ‘re just too modest to say that you’ve not been…. so mr Santa will bring you what you want!!! 🙂
Posted by eripanwkevin | December 18, 2013, 5:41 AMMeow! I’ll be sure to add your comments to my letter. Thanks Kevin!
Posted by rumpydog | December 18, 2013, 5:42 AMI don’t think there is any danger of mom not snuggling with you Mr. June Buggie, but maybe Ace Buggie or Dude Buggie would help? Wishing you a Merry Christmas June Buggie.
Posted by Mel | December 18, 2013, 5:51 AMMEOW! And to you as well.
Posted by rumpydog | December 18, 2013, 5:52 AMI love the nickname June Buggie and you are a handsome man cat!
Posted by Pix Under the Oaks | December 18, 2013, 6:01 AMMEOW! You’re just saying that because it’s true! *licks paw*
Posted by rumpydog | December 18, 2013, 6:02 AMAbsolutely true!
Posted by Pix Under the Oaks | December 18, 2013, 6:06 AMAce sounds like a REALLY cool nickname. 😀 But no matter what your name is, you’ll always be super cute and super awesome! 🙂
xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino
Posted by purrfectkitties | December 18, 2013, 6:06 AMYou’re right. I will, won’t I? Purrrr…….
Posted by rumpydog | December 18, 2013, 6:07 AMOh dear June Buggie…I have seen those rubber things on trucks and have to resist the urge to go and kick them…don’t know why…hahaha so best you leave off the old decking of the halls hey ! hugs to you ginger mancat you…BTW Dinnermintz is always assumed to be a boy because she is a ginger cat..she has a complex too 😉 xxx
Posted by fozziemum | December 18, 2013, 6:18 AMMEOW! It’s not an easy life being a ginger!
Posted by rumpydog | December 18, 2013, 6:21 AMIt sure aint!!! it’s Ginge-ism I am sure …
Posted by fozziemum | December 18, 2013, 6:22 AMI agree! Oppression of the gingers MUST STOP!
Posted by rumpydog | December 18, 2013, 6:23 AMIndeed..ginge-ites need to step off….must go figure out how ….I am sure with help from some Ginger Ninjas and possibly the Gingerbread man ( a huge figure at this time of year) some power to the Ginge may be attained 😉
Posted by fozziemum | December 18, 2013, 6:29 AMA chain saw is a cool gift, I would like one too :o)
Posted by easyweimaraner | December 18, 2013, 7:33 AMI’ll put in a good word for you!
Posted by rumpydog | December 18, 2013, 7:38 AMI can so see your dilemma my friend. It’s not easy being that handsome. Maybe introduce yourself the Bond kind of way… “Hi, my name Buggy, Mr. June” and then a masculine purr. 🙂 XOXO - Bacon
Posted by PigLove | December 18, 2013, 7:33 AMMeow! Thank ya, thank ya very much *wink*
Posted by rumpydog | December 18, 2013, 7:40 AMSnorts - I love it - that’s it!! XOXO - Bacon
Posted by PigLove | December 18, 2013, 7:52 AMDude…you need a BOW TIE. Check it:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/114763202/bow-tie-cat-collar-various-prints-21?utm_source=google&utm_medium=product_listing_promoted&utm_campaign=pets_low&gclid=CPWNuoL7ubsCFbA7MgodWWAA2w
Posted by westseventhfreelance | December 18, 2013, 8:16 AMHow about a tattoo instead?
Posted by rumpydog | December 18, 2013, 8:41 AMWouldn’t that necessitate a shave?
Posted by westseventhfreelance | December 18, 2013, 9:09 AMThat boy named Sue had the same problem. But that’s a handsome - not “pretty”- stance and look you have there!
Posted by philosophermouseofthehedge | December 18, 2013, 10:16 AMAwww June Buggie, what’s in a name? Besides, hands down, you’re the coolest ginger cat on the interwebs.
Posted by Sheri | December 18, 2013, 10:28 AMHaha - Alma is often mistaken for a male dog because she’s so big. Unless she’s standing right next to Moses - he’s clearly much bigger, so people correctly assume their sexes. I used to try to judge by collar colour or name, but that’s still often wrong! (I know a female dog named Homer, for example.) Maybe you just need some super masculine accessories. Cufflinks or a bowtie, perhaps.
Posted by thatjenk | December 18, 2013, 10:32 AMIt has nothing to do with your name, June Buggie. There are lots of people who think all cats are girls and all dogs are boys. Honey always has people referring to her as “buddy.”
Posted by somethingwagging | December 18, 2013, 12:07 PMPsst — tried to visit your site, and even when I visit the main site i’m getting a 404 error. Is something wrong?
Posted by Rocco | December 18, 2013, 12:27 PMOh dear, you really just need to wear a tie. I sport a bow-tie for special occasions and I’m really the most handsome thing ever in it. You could also wear a collar tie, but I suspect you’d like the bow best. Bow-ties are cool!
Posted by Rocco | December 18, 2013, 12:26 PMHummmm, how about a camo collar?
Posted by wigglebuttryker | December 18, 2013, 12:37 PMPoor June buggie. Don’t worry everyone thinks my cat boo is a girl so you’re not alone. Think of it as a compliment that you’re so beautiful people assume you are a girl. 🙂 if it helps any I’ve been called sir on the phone and I am a girl. 🙂
Posted by peacelovenwhiskers | December 18, 2013, 12:52 PMHahahahahaha!!!!!! That was a hilarious post!!! Testicles? LOL u r to funny!! And hey, I love your nickname!! Its sooo adorable and snuggly and cute…..er….um…..I mean…..its sooooooo manly and grrr mean sounding! Teehee!
(((Hugs))) from your best husky pals!
Posted by HuskyCrazed SibePage | December 18, 2013, 2:15 PMSuch a dilemma JB…do you go for the new powerful manly knickname…Hud, Jud, Bud…OR make sure the Jen snuggles and treats and noms keep coming…tough buddy, very tough (hope you excuse and forgive my loong absence from your comments *glares at typist*)
Posted by Savannah's Paw Tracks | December 18, 2013, 3:44 PMMaybe if you tried a different month - like Mr. August Buggie? Our dog Max is hung so long that no one ever mistakes him for a she . . . Merry Christmas!
Posted by trailblazer1 | December 18, 2013, 3:49 PMWe’re gonna start calling you Dude Buggie. 🙂
Posted by The Island Cats | December 18, 2013, 5:41 PMOr how about Dune Buggie? MEOW!
Posted by rumpydog | December 18, 2013, 6:25 PMI love your name even though it took me a few posts to realize you are a boy. We’ll all be confused if Jen changes your name.
I’m sure Santa will bring you something nice. After all, you write the “Purrs” and let us know the good that’s happening for animals.
Posted by BJ Pup | December 18, 2013, 6:34 PMGlad all is well in your world June Buggie!
Posted by Animalcouriers | December 19, 2013, 3:52 AMI love your nickname and you are very handsome, June Buggie! Wishing you and your family a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! 🙂
Posted by lscotthoughts | December 19, 2013, 8:37 AMOh cat, we thought you were a girl. Our tales (one tale and one stub) is hanging low. How about Dune Buggie? wag wag, Max & Bella
Posted by The Persecution of Mildred Dunlap | December 19, 2013, 9:17 AMthats really funny!
Posted by Quinlyn | December 19, 2013, 11:27 AMMEOW!
Posted by rumpydog | December 19, 2013, 12:11 PMWOOF BACK!
Posted by Quinlyn | December 19, 2013, 4:17 PMha! who knew?! I have a lil secret, June…my humans named me Baby Huey and I am a girl! (transcribed from the paw of Baby Huey…girl) 🙂
we should get together and catter-wall…:)
Posted by Charron's Chatter | December 19, 2013, 3:54 PMwho new y?you a boy!xx Speedy
Posted by speedyrabbit | December 22, 2013, 8:00 AM