Hello Jolly Old Fat Guy! It’s Graybie Baby, your favorite elf on the shelf!
Photo enhanced at piZap.com
Look, I been thinking about what I’d like for Christmas, and I’ve finally figured it out. Are you ready?
Spy gear.
As the nosiest cat in the bunch, I believe it’s my job to know where everyone is at all times and what they’re doing there. So I figure some cameras would be nice. Maybe a few tracking devices. Oh, and how about a stun gun? That way when Jen tries to leave the kitchen without first doling out a little treat, she’ll get a little ZAPPPPP!!!! and a hard fall to remind her to never do THAT again!
No need to wait until Christmas morning, dude. Feel free to order on Amazon and select Next Day Shipping.
Your pal,
Graybie Baby
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oh that is a letter I love… I’m with you, pick next day delivery, whatever it is (apart from dog-shampoo) :O))
Posted by easyweimaraner | December 20, 2017, 6:14 AMMaybe some hacking software too!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | December 20, 2017, 6:17 AMAw I love him he’s so cute x
Posted by WilfredsCrueltyFree | December 20, 2017, 7:03 AMThank you. Feel free to add your own gift to Santa’s order!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | December 20, 2017, 7:04 AMHmmm….spy gear and traking devices are good idea for Christmas presents from Santa! Good boy, Greybie! You look so lovely with the Santa hat! 😻😻😻
Posted by eripanwkevin | December 20, 2017, 8:03 AMMeow!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | December 20, 2017, 8:12 AMI am not allowing my cats to read this. You are a bad influence on them. Their favorite tactic now to keep me in the kitchen is to run around my legs so I trip. Almost as good as a stun gun. Good luck with your order.
Posted by Kate Crimmins | December 20, 2017, 8:51 AMI’m starting a Go Fund Me if Santa doesn’t come through. Give till it hurts!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | December 20, 2017, 9:43 AMThat’s the spirit!
Posted by Kate Crimmins | December 20, 2017, 9:57 AMSpy gear is a good idea - it’s important to know what everyone is up to at all times!
Posted by Clowie | December 20, 2017, 8:56 AMExactly!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | December 20, 2017, 9:43 AMGraybie you definitely have the gift requests well under control! MOL!
Posted by caren gittleman | December 20, 2017, 3:11 PMI hope Santa brings you your wish.
Posted by 15andmeowing | December 20, 2017, 6:20 PMMeow!!!!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | December 20, 2017, 6:21 PMWow, Graybie. You asked for some really cool stuff. We hope Santa hooks you up (though Jen probably hopes he doesn’t. Stun gun? Me-ouch!)
Posted by meowmeowmans | December 20, 2017, 10:51 PMFast and efficient. Happiest of holidays.
Posted by dogdaz | December 21, 2017, 6:15 AMHey, whatever works!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | December 21, 2017, 7:47 AMGraybie Baby mee finks thee Santa Klawss may not like thee stun gun idea….mew mew mew….butt it makes fur a berry funny letter! 😉
*paw patsss* Siddhartha Henry xXXx
Posted by NylabluesMum | December 21, 2017, 1:12 PMMeow! Maybe I can start a GoFundMe to buy one?
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | December 21, 2017, 1:13 PM