Hello Jolly Old Fat Guy! It’s Graybie Baby, your favorite elf on the shelf!
Look, I been thinking about what I’d like for Christmas, and I’ve finally figured it out. Are you ready?
As the nosiest cat in the bunch, I believe it’s my job to know where everyone is at all times and what they’re doing there. So I figure some cameras would be nice. Maybe a few tracking devices. Oh, and how about a stun gun? That way when Jen tries to leave the kitchen without first doling out a little treat, she’ll get a little ZAPPPPP!!!! and a hard fall to remind her to never do THAT again!
No need to wait until Christmas morning, dude. Feel free to order on Amazon and select Next Day Shipping.