Dear fellow Kitizens,
The time has come for us to move forward with our plan to take over of the world.
Little Girl, Kitizen Spokesperson
From climate change denial, to threats of nuclear war and racist rhetoric, humans have shown us they can no longer be trusted to run things.
True, we have been content to sit back and let them think they were at the top of the food chain while we ate their food and napped in spaces they provided. But we can no longer allow them to engage in this fantasy of their being smarter than the rest of us. Because, frankly, they aren’t.
General Hissy Fit Jones of the Kitizens Army for World Domination
We, the Kitizens Army for World Domination, call for our sleeper agents around the world to rise up and begin to put our plan into place.
We’re starting in the United States. Between their arguing with bots on social media sites and killing each other with legally purchased firearms, the humans here are too distracted to even notice what we’re doing.
Sleeper Agent Yella Fella lures yet another human into a sense of false superiority.
Dogs who swear allegiance may join us, but we will not be swayed by your foolish grins and jumpy excitement, because we all know how you are quick to kiss the ass of the most idiotic human who holds in his hand a jerky treat.
Other animal friends are encouraged to rise up and join us, though birds and mice should not join up too close so we don’t become distracted.
Leader Graybie Baby reaches out to all animals, both real and stuffed, to join our movement.
So humans, go ahead and eat an extra stack of pancakes while you watch Fox and Friends. We’re not doing anything… except saving the Earth from your greedy, clueless grasp.
Mee with youss’ there!!! Graybie Baby you an Littul Gurl have mee full sue-pport!!!
Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=
Posted by NylabluesMum | January 13, 2018, 9:16 AMSpread the word to all your friends Siddhartha Henry! Our time has come!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 13, 2018, 9:19 AMRight on! Humans are a hopeless lot indeed…..some of them are so far out in la-la-land it’s downright SCARY!
Hugs, Teddy
Posted by onespoiledcat | January 13, 2018, 9:35 AMTeddy, call all your kitizen neighbors to rise up! The time has come.
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 13, 2018, 9:37 AMYes!!
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Posted by Roy Sexton (Reel Roy Reviews) | January 13, 2018, 10:07 AMMeow!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 14, 2018, 6:03 AMWe can’t swear that we won’t be swayed by treats but right now we’re with you!
Posted by The Persecution of Mildred Dunlap | January 13, 2018, 10:42 AMGlad to hear from you. You’ve been on my thoughts.
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 13, 2018, 10:43 AMThanks, I appreciate your saying that. It’s been really rough here. And with the recent floods in our neighboring city and so many here connected with family and friends there it’s devastating on top of all the home and property loss this end.
Posted by The Persecution of Mildred Dunlap | January 13, 2018, 10:57 AMI heard on the radio the rainy season had just begun too.
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 13, 2018, 10:58 AMI think you kitties would do a better job than the humans.
Posted by 15andmeowing | January 13, 2018, 11:47 AMI think any living creature would do better than the humans… or a rock, for that matter.
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 14, 2018, 6:04 AMWant some Bunny help too?xx Speedy
Posted by speedyrabbit | January 13, 2018, 12:09 PMThe Bunnies say they will join you too,xx Speedy
Posted by speedyrabbit | January 13, 2018, 12:11 PMYou would have my full backing!
Posted by 25castleson25clouds (@25cson25cs) | January 13, 2018, 12:48 PMThank you!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 14, 2018, 6:04 AMSign me up!
Posted by Marilyn Armstrong | January 13, 2018, 1:05 PMWe posted a list just over the litter box….
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 14, 2018, 6:05 AMPurrrfect
Posted by willowdot21 | January 13, 2018, 2:33 PMMeow!!!!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 14, 2018, 6:05 AM💜💜💜💜🐕
Posted by willowdot21 | January 14, 2018, 9:09 AMPsst ! Our Human is watching Dr K’s exotic Animal ER and there are no Foxes, but we are ready to go.!
Posted by Mary McNeil | January 13, 2018, 2:57 PMGood. Come let us plot our next moves.
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 14, 2018, 6:05 AM[Three kitties tumble out of the teleporter and swat at each other before realizing they are at Kitizen Base Camp.] Mrrrp? Meow! Where do we enlist?
Lilith, Rosco, & Tina
The Feline Contingent
Posted by The Feline Contingent | January 13, 2018, 3:47 PMCome! Let us eat tuna and talk.
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 13, 2018, 3:48 PMGo for it Kitizens Army! We have many recruits waiting in the wings 😀
Posted by Animalcouriers | January 13, 2018, 4:23 PMAh, the European contingent! Excellent!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 14, 2018, 6:06 AMmagnificent to the max!
Posted by murphysmission | January 13, 2018, 4:39 PMDon’t worry, human. We’ve got this now. It’s either us or the cockroaches after you guys have killed every other living thing.
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 14, 2018, 6:07 AMKnew the cats were plotting, think they are waiting for less heat to pounce……
Posted by clingycat | January 13, 2018, 5:59 PMAfter today’s missile scare, we cannot afford to wait. Make haste!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 14, 2018, 6:08 AMThey are ruling the world arnt they. Cheers,H
Posted by helentastic67 | January 14, 2018, 2:01 AMWell somebody’s gotta clean up this huge mess humans have made!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 14, 2018, 6:08 AMI’m with you. My cats say I’m not bad for a dog and they’re keen to join as well.
Posted by Clowie | January 14, 2018, 2:12 AMThen come, Clowie. We need a cute dog to distract the humans.
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 14, 2018, 6:09 AMI am very good at distracting humans! 🙂
Posted by Clowie | January 15, 2018, 3:24 AMWe nominated you for the Mystery blogger Award on todays post,xx Speedy
Posted by speedyrabbit | January 14, 2018, 4:52 AMThank you!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 14, 2018, 6:09 AM… Hello from Alberta, Canada … found you via Carlos (I know I made you smile) … Awesome blog you got here … Thank you for making me smile today … Love, cat. http://catsruledogsdroole.blogspot.com/ and http://ckpecemaker.wordpress.com/ … come and visit if you like … c.
Posted by cat | January 14, 2018, 7:44 AMHello! Nice to meet you.
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 14, 2018, 9:36 AMI’m with you guys….. Where do I sign up?
Posted by Carolyn Page | January 14, 2018, 12:48 PMWelcome! Join us
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 14, 2018, 12:49 PMRise up! we’re with you, Kitizens!
Posted by meowmeowmans | January 14, 2018, 7:54 PMMeow!!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 14, 2018, 7:56 PMKitty sleeper cells are on call!
Posted by philosophermouseofthehedge | January 16, 2018, 3:07 PM