Oh Dog! The holiday spirit has filled us here at Rumpydog, and we decided last night to write Santa some limericks to share with you today.
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There was an old cat we called Bubba
Who wanted to learn to play tuba,
so he wrote a short letter
to that old Santa feller,
Now when he plays, we all yell, “ยกAy, caramba!”
Dear Santa, itโs Little Girl Here.
Iโd like a bit of holiday cheer.
So how about a stash
of some holiday cash,
I can blow on some bling, boys, and beer!
Hey Santa, itโs me, little Hissy,
I wrote you again, cuz, you see,
to my list I must add
some cool slacks in plaid.
Hereโs hoping that you wonโt forget me!
Disclaimer: Santa, you are in no way expected to bring any of these things….. ESPECIALLY the tuba!




So funny and cute… ๐
Posted by purrfectkitties | December 19, 2013, 6:06 AMMEOW! The secret to success with Santa is earworms!
Posted by rumpydog | December 19, 2013, 6:06 AMWay to go guys!!….We think that your great Limericks are worthy of many face licks we hope Santa Brings wonderful things or he may find his sack weighed down with bricks xxxx
Posted by fozziemum | December 19, 2013, 6:19 AMas long as heโs not planning on leaving those bricks here! woo woo!
Posted by rumpydog | December 19, 2013, 6:20 AMHahahaah no..he would have to drag them with him…;)
Posted by fozziemum | December 19, 2013, 6:23 AMOMP (Oh my pig). I canโt breathe. Those were fabulous! XOXO - Bacon
Posted by PigLove | December 19, 2013, 7:32 AMAwwww…Bubba, Little Girl and Hisy, your limericks are so funny!!! I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas together! ๐
Posted by eripanwkevin | December 19, 2013, 8:20 AM๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Posted by fredrieka | December 19, 2013, 8:26 AMBling, Boys& Beer thatโs what all girls need! I hope you will not play “Last Christmas” on your tuba, Bubba :o)
Posted by easyweimaraner | December 19, 2013, 9:35 AMHave a wonderful Christmas all of you. I may be absent a lot but I DO remember you and love comments you make to me and to others. xoxoxo AND what you stand for. xox
Posted by Katie Isabella | December 19, 2013, 9:46 AMI adore that picture!
Posted by linnetmoss | December 19, 2013, 9:51 AMhaha! Great little poems to Santa guys! Hope he brings you all you ask for!!!
((husky hugz))
Posted by HuskyCrazed SibePage | December 19, 2013, 10:26 AMAnd they were all clean! Now thatโs an achievement. ๐
Posted by somethingwagging | December 19, 2013, 12:10 PMHey, my cats got skills! woo woo woo!
Posted by rumpydog | December 19, 2013, 12:11 PMFeline poetry rules!
Posted by The Hook | December 19, 2013, 12:26 PMJust adorable, in every way! Happy Holidays to the whole gang there. ๐
Posted by Geraldine | December 19, 2013, 2:13 PMLOL! Too cute. ๐ I love limericks and holiday limericks to Santa are the best.
Posted by ILoveDogs | December 19, 2013, 2:27 PMpurr-fectly awesome. ๐ Happy Holidays, Rumpy and June Buggie!
Posted by Charron's Chatter | December 19, 2013, 3:52 PMExcellent limericks! I got a kick!
Posted by Russell Smith | December 19, 2013, 5:37 PM*giggles* Thank you! -Little Girl
Posted by rumpydog | December 19, 2013, 5:42 PMExcellent limericks! Makes me smile hugely.
Posted by kanzensakura | December 19, 2013, 7:09 PMYou are guaranteed sacks full of treats!
Posted by Animalcouriers | December 20, 2013, 4:34 AMYou are so talented and creative. I just love it. I loved seeing pictures of Little Girl and now I may be able to tell the difference between Bubba and “Little” Hissy. Now how about the rest of the crew.
Posted by whydowepaythem | December 20, 2013, 10:02 AMhehehe these are good,xx Speedy
Posted by speedyrabbit | December 22, 2013, 7:59 AM