Not exactly holiday-related, but this poem came to me after watching a group meet in a nearby conference room. . The Meeting in Conference Room 12-A “Get the door please, Mabel.” As she maneuvers the maze of swivel chairs to the conference room door, suits talk work, kids, and sports. The meeting begins. … Continue reading
I got notice this week of my 5 year blogging anniversary. Wow! Has it really been that long? How about we celebrate with a new round of limericks? A futball showed up here one day. I looked for its home right away. I put up a sign That said it’s not mine But it’s … Continue reading
There’s a mouse in the house! From where? I don’t care. The evidence of his arrogance: Footfalls on the ceiling, A shelf containing tiny poo. What’s a woman to do? I worry not if mice are here. My cat reports he enjoys the sport. Cabinet doors are found ajar as he hunts the little runts. A mouse … Continue reading
MEOW! I wrote a poem for all you lovers of me….. and of other cats too….. for the big VD. May you take it to heart. Seriously. I mean it. For Valentines Day, your kitty Wants nothing that’s mushy or pretty, just give him some fish on a well-worn dish. In return, he won’t act … Continue reading
. Another blah Monday ahead. I wish I could just stay in bed. But life is not fair, as you’re all well aware, So I’m off to the workplace instead.
Oh Dog! Today for Christmas I’m sharing a song I wrote several years ago. It’s sung to the tune of White Christmas, written by Irving Berlin. . I’m dreaming of a snow-covered landscape Just like past winters don’t ya know, when it didn’t stop snowing, No grass was showing, The ground was frozen to the core. I’m … Continue reading
DOG HAIKU first the sun came up and then we went outdoors to enjoy the new day. HOW RUMPY GOT HIS NAME My human is old and she’s grumpy. Her clothing is wrinkled and frumpy. The bitch, with some brass, said I’m a pain in the ass, And that’s how I got the name Rumpy. CAT … Continue reading
This blog seems to have an unfair slant toward dogs. True, the blog is named after a dog, and dogs ARE more popular with humans than cats, but honestly, what self-respecting cat CARES what a human thinks? So to you cats out there who are faithful readers of this blog, even if only to take pot … Continue reading
Happy Valentines Day to all my friends! Since I can’t give each of you a sloppy kiss in person, I wrote you a sappy poem instead. Happy Valentines Day! -by Rumpydog ROSES are red. Dog poop is brown. You are the bestest friends all around! Woo woo woooooo! Happy Valentines Day!
I follow artist and all-around creative fellow Dug Nap on Facebook. Recently he challenged his audience to post photos, and he would write a poem about what he saw. I posted this photo. Here’s Dug’s poem: Doggie Eyes by Dug Nap I’m just a good dog laying here on the floor watching my human and waiting for … Continue reading