DOG HAIKU
first the sun came up
and then we went outdoors to
enjoy the new day.
HOW RUMPY GOT HIS NAME
My human is old and she’s grumpy.
Her clothing is wrinkled and frumpy.
The bitch, with some brass,
said I’m a pain in the ass,
And that’s how I got the name Rumpy.
CAT POETRY:
You laughed when I chased and then
ate the bug.
But now you are pissed that I
puked on the rug.
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HUMANS AND DOGS
Humans want all that they can see
But dogs are content to let things be.
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Haha! Loved the poems! 🙂
Posted by paws2smile | October 8, 2015, 6:23 PMWoof! Woof! Meow!
Posted by rumpydog | October 8, 2015, 6:24 PMI always wondered how you got your name Rumpy. You are such a noble and handsome dog, the name did not fit until now.
Posted by candygai | October 8, 2015, 6:27 PMJen says when I first came to stay with her I was bad. I don’t remember.
Posted by rumpydog | October 8, 2015, 6:31 PMI’m glad that has changed.
Posted by candygai | October 9, 2015, 4:33 AMExcellent poetry. I loved them all.
Posted by harrispen | October 8, 2015, 6:28 PMThank you! woof! woof!
Posted by rumpydog | October 8, 2015, 6:46 PMMost excellent! We love how you got your name, Rumpy. 😉
Posted by The Island Cats | October 8, 2015, 6:29 PMIt’s true! It’s all true!
Posted by rumpydog | October 8, 2015, 6:46 PMLove it!
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Posted by Roy Sexton (Reel Roy Reviews) | October 8, 2015, 6:34 PMWoo woo woo!!!!!
Posted by rumpydog | October 8, 2015, 6:47 PMHa! Great poetry, R. Good job. The last one is my favorite.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Posted by Genevieve Petrillo | October 8, 2015, 8:02 PMI like that one too! Woof! Woof!
Posted by rumpydog | October 8, 2015, 8:10 PMpurrs
Posted by cinnamon | October 8, 2015, 9:23 PMMEOW!!!! -June Buggie
Posted by rumpydog | October 9, 2015, 7:32 AMApaws, apaws! Wooowoooooooo, Kuruk http://www.haikubyku.com
Posted by Julianne Victoria | October 8, 2015, 10:11 PMWoo woo woooooooo!!!!!!
Posted by rumpydog | October 9, 2015, 7:32 AMyou make my day… I laughed as I read tzhe rumpy-poem and I screamed as I read the cat poetry… many thanks, I needed a funny moment today :o)
Posted by easyweimaraner | October 9, 2015, 1:33 AMJust doing my job! *tips hat*
Posted by rumpydog | October 9, 2015, 7:32 AMOMG your poems started my day laughing! Especially the last two…Thank you!
Posted by asklotta | October 9, 2015, 6:43 AMwoof! woof!
Posted by rumpydog | October 9, 2015, 7:06 AMI missed your Haiku and poetry so much! Always great ones!!! You are very talented! 😍😊🐶🐱
Posted by eripanwkevin | October 9, 2015, 9:38 AM*blush* Thank you Kevin!
Posted by rumpydog | October 9, 2015, 12:16 PMExcellent haiku, especially that last one. Here’s to a wonderful weekend. 🙂
Posted by Tails Around the Ranch | October 9, 2015, 10:16 AMThank you!
Posted by rumpydog | October 9, 2015, 12:17 PMAwesome poems, gang! I almost shot water out my nose when I read June Buggie’s!
Posted by meowmeowmans | October 9, 2015, 7:39 PMStill laughing. How Rumpy got his name. LOL.
Posted by bumpyroadtobubba | October 11, 2015, 6:02 PMOh, I just loved this post, in every way!!! Rumpy and pals, you all rock. LOVE that doggie haiku most of all. Just don’t tell the Ched I said that. He writes haiku too, ya know. 😉
Posted by Geraldine | October 17, 2015, 1:27 PM