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In Honor of #NationalPoetryDay, I Offer….

DOG HAIKU

first the sun came up
and then we went outdoors to
enjoy the new day.

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HOW RUMPY GOT HIS NAME

My human is old and she’s grumpy.
Her clothing is wrinkled and frumpy.
The bitch, with some brass,
said I’m a pain in the ass,
And that’s how I got the name Rumpy.

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CAT POETRY:

You laughed when I chased and then
ate the bug.
But now you are pissed that I
puked on the rug.

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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HUMANS AND DOGS

Humans want all that they can see
But dogs are content to let things be.

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About rumpydog

I am a malamute that was rescued by her. I live with June Buggie the cat. I blog about animal welfare and responsible care of companion animals at rumpydog.com. You can follow me on Twitter - @RumpyDog. And don't forget to LIKE my Facebook page! Thanks!

Discussion

28 thoughts on “In Honor of #NationalPoetryDay, I Offer….

  1. Haha! Loved the poems! 🙂

    Posted by paws2smile | October 8, 2015, 6:23 PM
  2. I always wondered how you got your name Rumpy. You are such a noble and handsome dog, the name did not fit until now.

    Posted by candygai | October 8, 2015, 6:27 PM
  3. Excellent poetry. I loved them all.

    Posted by harrispen | October 8, 2015, 6:28 PM
  4. Most excellent! We love how you got your name, Rumpy. 😉

    Posted by The Island Cats | October 8, 2015, 6:29 PM
  5. Ha! Great poetry, R. Good job. The last one is my favorite.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

    Posted by Genevieve Petrillo | October 8, 2015, 8:02 PM
  6. purrs

    Posted by cinnamon | October 8, 2015, 9:23 PM
  7. Apaws, apaws! Wooowoooooooo, Kuruk http://www.haikubyku.com

    Posted by Julianne Victoria | October 8, 2015, 10:11 PM
  8. you make my day… I laughed as I read tzhe rumpy-poem and I screamed as I read the cat poetry… many thanks, I needed a funny moment today :o)

    Posted by easyweimaraner | October 9, 2015, 1:33 AM
  9. OMG your poems started my day laughing! Especially the last two…Thank you!

    Posted by asklotta | October 9, 2015, 6:43 AM
  10. I missed your Haiku and poetry so much! Always great ones!!! You are very talented! 😍😊🐶🐱

    Posted by eripanwkevin | October 9, 2015, 9:38 AM
  11. Excellent haiku, especially that last one. Here’s to a wonderful weekend. 🙂

    Posted by Tails Around the Ranch | October 9, 2015, 10:16 AM
  12. Awesome poems, gang! I almost shot water out my nose when I read June Buggie’s!

    Posted by meowmeowmans | October 9, 2015, 7:39 PM
  13. Still laughing. How Rumpy got his name. LOL.

    Posted by bumpyroadtobubba | October 11, 2015, 6:02 PM
  14. Oh, I just loved this post, in every way!!! Rumpy and pals, you all rock. LOVE that doggie haiku most of all. Just don’t tell the Ched I said that. He writes haiku too, ya know. 😉

    Posted by Geraldine | October 17, 2015, 1:27 PM

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