first the sun came up
and then we went outdoors to
enjoy the new day.
HOW RUMPY GOT HIS NAME
My human is old and she’s grumpy.
Her clothing is wrinkled and frumpy.
The bitch, with some brass,
said I’m a pain in the ass,
And that’s how I got the name Rumpy.
You laughed when I chased and then
ate the bug.
But now you are pissed that I
puked on the rug.
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HUMANS AND DOGS
Humans want all that they can see
But dogs are content to let things be.