In the spirit of the season, Hissy Fit Jones has decided to give the letter-writing thing a go of it.
WHAT? A STRANGE MAN WANTS TO COME INTO OUR HOUSE????
NO! YOU CAN NOT COME IN OUR HOUSE!
DO NOT COME HERE SANTA!
What? He brings presents? Like catnip? And treats? And toys?
Oh, alright then. You can come to our house, Santa.
But just long enough to leave the goods, THEN GET THE HELL OUT!