Hissy Fit Jones has written a song called “The Freckle Song.” You can sing along to the tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know It.” OK everyone, sing along… or don’t. Hissy doesn’t care either way. I got freckles in my ears, in my ears. I got freckles in my ears, in my ears. … Continue reading
We, the Kitizens Army for World Domination, have waited for this for a long time. At last our time has come. Continue reading
Friday I had a conversation with my dog. It went something like this: ME: Rumpy, I don’t want to go to work today. Why don’t you go for me? Rumpy: *blank stare* But it got me thinking. What if I could send in a surrogate for me on days I’m just not feeling it? … Continue reading
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