Dogpaddling Through Life
poetry
The Freckle Song
Hissy Fit Jones has written a song called “The Freckle Song.” You can sing along to the tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know It.” OK everyone, sing along… or don’t. Hissy doesn’t care either way. I got freckles in my ears, in my ears. I got freckles in my ears, in my ears. … Continue reading
The Meeting in Conference Room 12A
Not exactly holiday-related, but this poem came to me after watching a group meet in a nearby conference room. . The Meeting in Conference Room 12-A “Get the door please, Mabel.” As she maneuvers the maze of swivel chairs to the conference room door, suits talk work, kids, and sports. The meeting begins. … Continue reading
Debuting a New Holiday Song!
I confess: I LOVE Christmas music! Serious. Secular. Funny. I love ’em all. This is one of my faves. I also love writing poetry, especially in the form of song parody. Today I had some free time, and this happened. Enjoy. Or laugh. Just don’t blow snot on my computer. . Graybie Baby … Continue reading
A Few Limericks for your Reading Pleasure
I got notice this week of my 5 year blogging anniversary. Wow! Has it really been that long? How about we celebrate with a new round of limericks? A futball showed up here one day. I looked for its home right away. I put up a sign That said it’s not mine But it’s … Continue reading
There’s a Mouse in the House!
There’s a mouse in the house! From where? I don’t care. The evidence of his arrogance: Footfalls on the ceiling, A shelf containing tiny poo. What’s a woman to do? I worry not if mice are here. My cat reports he enjoys the sport. Cabinet doors are found ajar as he hunts the little runts. A mouse … Continue reading
A Monday Limerick- Because Monday Sucks
. Another blah Monday ahead. I wish I could just stay in bed. But life is not fair, as you’re all well aware, So I’m off to the workplace instead.
In Honor of #NationalPoetryDay, I Offer….
DOG HAIKU first the sun came up and then we went outdoors to enjoy the new day. HOW RUMPY GOT HIS NAME My human is old and she’s grumpy. Her clothing is wrinkled and frumpy. The bitch, with some brass, said I’m a pain in the ass, And that’s how I got the name Rumpy. CAT … Continue reading
Poetry By Cats, For Cats
This blog seems to have an unfair slant toward dogs. True, the blog is named after a dog, and dogs ARE more popular with humans than cats, but honestly, what self-respecting cat CARES what a human thinks? So to you cats out there who are faithful readers of this blog, even if only to take pot … Continue reading
A Valentines Day Poem From Rumpy
Happy Valentines Day to all my friends! Since I can’t give each of you a sloppy kiss in person, I wrote you a sappy poem instead. Happy Valentines Day! -by Rumpydog ROSES are red. Dog poop is brown. You are the bestest friends all around! Woo woo woooooo! Happy Valentines Day!
A Poem for Rumpy by duG Nap
I follow artist and all-around creative fellow Dug Nap on Facebook. Recently he challenged his audience to post photos, and he would write a poem about what he saw. I posted this photo. Here’s Dug’s poem: Doggie Eyes by Dug Nap I’m just a good dog laying here on the floor watching my human and waiting for … Continue reading
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